Turtle True

Something awkward or unfortunately true, normally referring to something dirty.

Mary: I just had to pick up my medication.
John: Oh, for your herpes?
Mary: Yeah; turtle true.

by Medino July 11, 2017

Turtle Tracks

Those unquestionable signs that a turtle has been taking a peek out the back door. Skid marks on one's undergarments as the result of turtleheading.

I pulled off me trousers and to my dismay, I found another set of turtle tracks. I can't wait until they finish renovating the third floor bathroom!

by Bobby "StreetCred" Mcgraw July 23, 2017

blue turtle shell

During sex, when a person is about finish first, their partner punches them in the face or back of the head, thus allowing the trailing person to finish first.

He was about to cum, so I blue turtle shelled him in the face.

by Hockeycapn July 29, 2017

turtle

awkward boi

he's a turtle

by itsutzoycoycpu August 8, 2017

Turtle Dippin’

When right before a woman climaxes you pull your head, arms, and legs into your shirt and pretend to be a scared turtle.

“Yo my G got mad at me because I was turtle dippin’ her last night”

by Daddy Daboob November 9, 2017

Baggy Turtle

An uncircumcised penis with excessive foreskin, thus resembling the rolled up neck-skin on a turtle when they retract their heads.

"Dude, I knew you were uncircumcised, but I didn't know you had a baggy turtle."

by Dr.Doctor101 November 12, 2017

turtle season

When it’s cold out and your dick comes back up inside you

Turtle season is coming!

by Dadddyissssuessss December 7, 2017