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christmas turkey carver

The act of shitting carefully behind your prone partner, inserting three fingers into her vagina, one in her ass, and voraciously pumping your digits in and out, maintaining a perfect L-bend at the elbow, and using only your rotator cuff as a power pivot.
My friends enjoy doing the christmas turkey carver every thanksgiving.
by Akit February 29, 2004
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turkey

Its small part is in Europe and other part is in Asia, so Turkey can be called a Eurasian country.

Geographically, if United Kingdom is in the center of the world, maybe can be said Turkey is a part of Middle East , but not Arabic or Islamic country like most other Middle Easy countries.

Culturally, Turkey totally belongs to Europe. Istanbul is a part of Europe. Its history, the empires on it, buildings; a lot of things show this.

Nowadays, Turkey is trying to take the leadership of MiddleEast andgetting stronger against Israel and more, thinking of to end the occupation to Palastine.

And one day, Turkey will be called as Turkiye. Not this word.
Turkey will be a part of European Union next year.
by CursedChico September 14, 2011
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stuffed turkey

n. Dick trick. Begins with a couple engaged in doggie style sexual intercourse. When the male notices that the female is wearing socks, he pulls off her socks and stuffs them into her asshole. Thus, he creates impromptu tail feathers and the illusion of a stuffed turkey.
Rod looked around for the smell while he was cuttin' his biatch doggie style. Upon seeing that she was wearing socks, he manuvered the stuffed turkey because it was November. It took her a week to get those socks out of her ass.
by Digitus Impudicus November 17, 2006
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Turkey Dog

a hotdog that has small pieces of cheese inserted into the hotdog bun as well as the hotdog weiner, two slices of turkey, and mustard in that order.
by Hotdog guy October 10, 2009
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Turkey-leg

Another word for performing oral sex on a female.
"Honey i really want a turkey-leg."
by TrinaBi0tches November 11, 2011
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bung turkey

someone who utters useless bullshit; skwaks out of their ass
Did you hear what Courtney said? She's such a bung turkey!
by Joshman515 January 31, 2008
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Thanks Giving Turkey

The main course of thanks giving, and not good with out a chicken and a duck shoved up its ass.
Grandma made thanks giving turkey!!!
by Abraham lincoln v.2 January 30, 2009
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