Tuckermaxophobia

Fear of Intimacy

Insecurity manifested as drunken, lewd and crude behavior.

A form of self loathing that results in one defecating on anything one wishes to be intimate with

"This isn't easy to talk about, but... there's something I have to tell you before we go on a date... I have Tuckermaxophobia...

"I dunno if you know what a weardouche is but... I have Tuckermaxophobia... It's like being a weardouche 24-7..."

"I wish I didn't have this Tuckermaxophobia man, it makes life a living hell! Kicking lovers out of my room every night so I can cry alone in my closet before I go to sleep. I just want someone to hold me and tell me everything is gonna be alright."

by THE Peter Pen August 29, 2012

Ticketeer

Someone who is in a phone support job that cannot answer tickets or emails correctly. They generally give wrong information to get through it as quickly as possible and are hated by other employees that fix their mistakes.

-ex. That stupid ticketeer stole all my emails before I could answer them.
-ex. 3 ticketeers asked a customer if they were connected to the internet, as they were emailing them!
-ex. The ticketeer answered one call all day.
-ex. Ticketeers have a habit of changing the subject so the customer forgets about their problem.

by skoo skaa skoo September 7, 2013

Ticket or Flip it

Any assistance where a ticket process is involved for assistance, but individuals circumvent the setup in place cause they think they are special.

With so many people trying to avoid standard practices, I ask them up front.. Ticket or Flip it....

by js2525 August 28, 2013

ticket feces

The bits that are left over after you scratch off an instant ticket.

What a bummer, this ticket was a loser, and my table is covered in ticket feces.

by FlickMontana September 29, 2014

Tucker

A bite of the best part of your food saved for last. Tucked to the side, hence "tucker". Similar to crunch, sandwich, crunch, but in reverse.

"dude, don't grab that last bite of my sandwich. I'm saving it as a Tucker for when I finish these fries".

by J. P. May 9, 2015

tuckerman

milky bean

Oh jeez, this bean has milk in it, its a tuckerman , a milky bean tuckerman .

by Sp00kster May 15, 2015

ticket whore

Someone who excessively buys a ridiculous amount of tickets for concerts, sporting events, etc.

My wife is such a ticket whore. She has a ticket to every event that's going on in town.

by loopit October 26, 2015