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Kitty Pooled

When you turn her kitty into a pool (aka crazy creampie cumshot).
Guy1: yooo do you know beth gaul?

Guy2: yeah, why?

Guy1: I had her over last night, we went 7 rounds and I kitty pooled her everytime!
Guy2: Ew what, doesn’t she have chlamydia, go get tested bro.
Guy1: FUCK!!!
by anonymous1314799 February 7, 2024
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swimming in my pool

Having sex in a bathtub. Can be used in more than 2 people context or just 2.
JFK: "Hey! Let's all go swimming in my pool! And by pool I mean bathtub. And by swimming, I mean SEX-"
by ashtonirweeniedog October 4, 2021
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drop the kids off at the pool

/drɒp ðə kudzu ɒf ət ðə pu l/
phr. v. (slang, humorous, vulgar)

1. To defecate; to go to the toilet for a bowel movement.
2. To engage masturbation, until climax, into a toilet.

Etymology: Figurative and euphemistic expression popularized in late 20th-century American slang. The “kids” metaphorically represent faeces, and the “pool” the toilet bowl. Usage reflects a broader tradition of humorous circumlocutions for defecation. Modern day usage developed into a meaning for self-relief, for either healthy bowel movements or acts of self love.
e.g. "Where is your toilet closet? I need to drop the kids off at the pool!"
by anonymous August 21, 2025
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Chocolate Pool Cover

When your shit so big it covers the entire surface of water.
Looked down into the toilet and got a facefull of my chocolate pool cover.
by AnotherWord4 February 29, 2020
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Ben Poole

by BEN POOLE November 22, 2023
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Kiddy pool

Kiddy pool - The name you call a a chick when they got more bodies then a cemetery
by Trippie tremmor 69 February 10, 2020
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Noodle pool

A gay porn featuring all straight men who are not allowed to take viagra or have their women get them hard.
I rented 'noodle pool' last night and expected to see some hard core gay porn. Instead, I watched 30 straight men stand around in a pool and be embarrassed because they were flaccid. FML.
by Liza M. June 9, 2010
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