Goon

The cheapest box wine in a store that gets you absolutely fucked up and not remembering the night

Pass the goon mate

by Doctor-Who October 16, 2015

goon

1. Masturbate
2. Figuratively speaking, to drool over someone or something and be obsessed both in a romantic, sexual or also just in a weeb way as if imaginatively masturbating to them or it (gooner works in this meaning too)

1. I bet he goons to furry porn 🥀💔
2. He goons to MHA, he’s a MHA gooner

by antoano:3 August 23, 2025

Goon Time

Goon Time/Gooning

Starts from 2330 to 0500
Demon Time starts from 0200 to 0400
You can goon while demon time is active. They are supposed to overlap.

It's Goon Time, lets go down to the GoonHole.

by Neutral Pliz August 9, 2024

rough goon

glueing a layer of sand paper to your hand and putting razor blades through them, then proceeding to masturbate, tearing through your male genitillia then using the blood as lube

i had really good rough goon

by daveroid1 April 28, 2025

Indian rock gooning

The act of inserting rock into the foreskin then surrounding the penis in rocks and rubbing the rocks on your penis in a up and down motion.

"Hey Andrew! I just got done Indian rock gooning, I busted so quick"

by currypowder42 January 27, 2025

Moon Gooning

when you and the natives cut the head off a buffalo, wait till sundown, put the buffalo's head on top of your head and star gooning under the stars.

me and eagle eye are gonna go down to the river tonight and begin moon gooning

by eagle eye532 November 18, 2023

Dominican Flicker Gooning

Dominican Flicker Gooning is the act of watching Sanky Panky movies while stroking your cock and/or clitoris using the spirit of Rafael Trujillo and using freshly made mangu with salami and queso frito. It's also important to note that repeatedly yelling "Mamaguevo" and "El Diablo" will increase gooning efficiency. It's optimal to stroke your privates at a 27-degree angle (representing the day of Dominican Independence) to truly immerse yourself in the experience.

Me and my buddies had a gooning session the other day. We tried out Dominican Flicker Gooning in order to be inclusive to other cultures. We did it to Don Pollo videos. His videos regarding "salsa picante" really did it for me!

by 0nxva0 December 26, 2024