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long john

Ludacris: the stank puss makes mylong john pause. -Southern Hospitality
by thedudeman May 28, 2004
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jelly john

A clever turn on a classic prank. The original prank calls for putting plastic wrap over a toliet bowl so when someone goes to pee, it splashes back. The jelly john, furthers this, instead of using plastic wrap, you fill the toliet bowl with a layer of clear gelatin thus making the prank harder to detect an much harder to deal with.

It can be used as either a noun, or a verb.
Lester was pissed off at his room mate, so he gave him the ol' jelly john.

Pete's jeans were all wet around the knees because someone jelly johned his toliet.
by cool4dude November 8, 2005
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Johns Island

A barrier island in South Carolina, in the Charelston area. Known for is infamous parties, drinking, & drug consumption. Usually done by ages 14-99.
Bazzle: PARTY AT THE TREE FARM!
Kid 1: Isn't that on Johns Island?

Bazzle: DUH.

Kid 1: YESSSS!
by Justanothernigg November 29, 2014
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John Terry

Wayne Bridge: Honey! We've won the match!
*Opens door to find John Terry shirt on the floor*
by the f.a April 24, 2020
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Timmy John

A relatively minor surgery that is used as an excuse for an extremely long absence from work.
I have this huge project due next week and my boss is driving me crazy. Luckily my pinky toenail is giving me fits. I'll just get it Timmy John'd and take off a few weeks.
by somebodyspecial23 September 6, 2012
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John Bond

One of the coolest guys you'll ever meet. Loves dubstep among other bad-ass musical genres. Drives a moped that accentuates his golden locks in the wind. Has an amazingly attractive bod and some of the hottest features you'll ever witness on this earth.
"They call me Bond. John Bond."
by Fieldromer November 28, 2011
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John malkovich

is a brilliant, eclectic, and versatile actor who is a treat to watch , and considered by many including me the greatest actor of all time
Friend : who is your favourite actor?

ME: john malkovich
by EL-CHAPO November 25, 2018
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