Uncle John

That one uncle who has a big ass cock! He’s always touching you in the best ways! Uncle John is that uncle who’s kinda creepy but everyone loves him cuz his PEE PEE IS HUGEEEE!

I slept with my uncle John yesterday

by Thicccman42069 February 7, 2019

Uncle Dudley

A town drunk, town bum, or homeless person in a town that everyone knows and is always drunk. Typically he is accompanied by a disheveled appearance and foul odor.

Justin: Is that a person sleeping under the gazebo in the park there?
Vaughn: Yeah, it's Uncle Dudley sleeping it off.

by Balla207 January 13, 2009

uncle roy

Uncle Roy is used in reference of what to name a child of a close childhood friend.

Two childhood friends talking;
1st Friend: Hey what should I name my first kid?
2nd Friend: Uncle Roy!

by Roy Molina December 28, 2005

Uncle daddies

The male equivalent version of granny panties.

It's laundry day so I am wearing my uncle daddies.

by Chadwick Stromboli January 8, 2014

Uncle Sam

This is when you titty fuck a female and bust a nut on her chin, so the nut drips off her chin forming a white beard.

I gave nicole an uncle sam.

by hoto March 6, 2005

uncle darwinism

NOUN: a loud midget that yells like a SBL boy at my basketball games and is like TRROW DEE BALL!! (urge of every word)and also like HAANDS APP!!

ADJECTIVE: like Darwin bulls

NOUN: Yo bulls! I'm gonna go with Darwinism to the basketball game where he will be MAD DARWINISM and auntie lolet is like I HABE TO BRABE DE ESTORM! and darwin is like no TU umbrellllla we GO TOgeter MOM

ADJECTIVE: OMGosh THAT IS SO DARWINISM! (the bulls that like i am de auntie lolet olet and like omgosh i am having a wallet in my pants and a foot long leg with chuby salty brown toes and i'm pressing my salty brown lips with it spurting out and i am like ew pishbulls oil!)

Umm..Darwin Boy with the midget face!

by BoyBee March 18, 2005

Uncle Mark

A rapist.

"oh it's uncle mark"

by alex hits women May 18, 2020