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Texas River Mouth

A fictional sexually transmitted disease characterized by open-mouth sores, brown nasal discharge, and uncontrollable salivation. Commonly spread through toilet seats, handling praying mantises, and the consumption of kale.
You look tired. Have you been tested for Texas River Mouth?
by The River Walker October 8, 2020
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From the river to the sea

A genocidal phrase that calls for the destruction of Israel and the genocide of all of its people.

A phrase used by brainwashed cult members indoctrinated into antisemitism.
From the river to the sea, Israel is what you’ll see.
by Am yisrael chaiii February 1, 2024
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Hudson river

When you go to the store to buy a 12 pack or crayons and go home to stick all of them up your ass, and shit out a Rainbow
Little billy and his friends had the best Hudson River
by RoomService November 6, 2021
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african river bat

A bitch made individual. Usually someone who will do anything to suck the life out of you (and not in a good way). Cannot be trusted under any circumstances especially in the dark.
My boss is a fucking african river bat. He messaged me at 11:30 p.m and told me to get back to the office.

Bro John has been such an african river bat lately. Dude just bums my weed and tells me he needs another bowl cause shit is “weak”.
by GoldTesla June 13, 2024
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River

River is someone with an abnormally huge cock and is probably the smartest person ever and will without a dought steal your girl and not be gay whilst doing this. Many individuals may think River is gay but it’s quite the opposite he pulls many girls and is ver hot and sexy and probably not he best builder in Minecraft
He’s super hot and sexy I think his names River
by Abnormally huge cock November 25, 2021
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river/mommy

SHES SO SWAG BUT SHE ALWAYS GROUNDS ME FROM WATCGING MCYT 😡😡
by spencer404 July 10, 2021
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Doc Rivers

Doc Rivers is an adjective for someone who always makes up excuses for their own mistakes. No matter what happens, even if it is clearly their fault. They will always blame something or someone else.
“Jake is Doc Rivers, he blamed me for getting into a car accident because I woke him up on time for work!”
by Mr. unlimited March 28, 2024
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