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long john

Ludacris: the stank puss makes mylong john pause. -Southern Hospitality
by thedudeman May 28, 2004
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jelly john

A clever turn on a classic prank. The original prank calls for putting plastic wrap over a toliet bowl so when someone goes to pee, it splashes back. The jelly john, furthers this, instead of using plastic wrap, you fill the toliet bowl with a layer of clear gelatin thus making the prank harder to detect an much harder to deal with.

It can be used as either a noun, or a verb.
Lester was pissed off at his room mate, so he gave him the ol' jelly john.

Pete's jeans were all wet around the knees because someone jelly johned his toliet.
by cool4dude November 8, 2005
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Johns Island

A barrier island in South Carolina, in the Charelston area. Known for is infamous parties, drinking, & drug consumption. Usually done by ages 14-99.
Bazzle: PARTY AT THE TREE FARM!
Kid 1: Isn't that on Johns Island?

Bazzle: DUH.

Kid 1: YESSSS!
by Justanothernigg November 29, 2014
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John malkovich

is a brilliant, eclectic, and versatile actor who is a treat to watch , and considered by many including me the greatest actor of all time
Friend : who is your favourite actor?

ME: john malkovich
by EL-CHAPO November 25, 2018
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John Dick

The skin on Forknife called the "Reaper" that steals kills from you or kills you.
Don't shoot at a Reaper.
You will die.
Don't even try with one on pc.
You will die.
Oh shit a John Dick! 4 degrees North!

Fucking jOhN dICK
by torilyn June 16, 2018
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John Caleb

A man with a dick that can unleash Niagara Falls on a girl. Alsoo has a nice ass
John Caleb is soooo fine
by Theapeman43 August 15, 2018
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John Terry

Wayne Bridge: Honey! We've won the match!
*Opens door to find John Terry shirt on the floor*
by the f.a April 24, 2020
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