jesus light

Crepuscular ray; twilight

A very nice shot of jesus light, captured a nice lighting effect through the clouds.

by Michael Chan January 5, 2008

Urban Jesus

One who is spiritual, yet has a very attractive personality and/or good looks, is something of a genius, and is quite the romantic, may quailify for the title of urban jesus in your suburban area.

Awesome kid: Do you speak Bhukan!?
Urban Jesus: Yeah. Gahh Pridhh!
Awesome kid: What, you're gay!?
Urban Jesus: I'm dating Ashley Webber actually...
Awesome kid: Since when?
Urban Jesus: Now. Hey Ashley!

by The Urban Jesus September 26, 2009

Jesus Freak

A true Jesus Freak is one whose life has been changed by the unfailing love of Jesus Christ. They spend time in his word and choose to live for him. They do not try to cram Jesus down your throat, but instead they simply try to show you the love of Christ by their actions and behaviors. They trust that God will do the rest.
(Note: True Jesus Freaks do not live this way as an act, they are genuine people.)

Nick is such a nice guy, it wouldn't surprise me if he is a Jesus Freak.

by HeckaBeats January 26, 2010

jesus on a stick

General heretical statement of amazement, usually as a substitute for an expletive. Refers to the Christian Jesus crucified on a Roman cross.

by Eric August 15, 2003

Jesus Dick

An exclamation or interjection of anguish, usually that which is caused by another person's idiocy. Mainly used on its own, not as part of another sentence.

Primo - "I can't get the toilet to stop running and can't find the plug to unplug it."

Secundo - "Jesus dick, why are you so stupid!"

by Billis Tedward September 12, 2011

jesus fuck

a word that is the ultimate offensive word and example of frustration, by combining "jesus" & "fuck" you can pretty much piss of anyone

"aww jesus fuck, i dropped my gogirt."

"let me get this straight, she likes tacos and sex, jesus fuck shes cool."

"you punched out a pterodactyl, jesus fuck thats badass"

"jesus fuck i lost mcGee"

by zack love April 9, 2008

jesus horse

A Jesushead's dinosaur since they actually think dinosaurs existed in Jesus' time despite mountains of evidence and fossil records to the contrary. These young earth creationists also think God created the universe 6000 years ago and put Man and Jesus Horses on the Earth to coexist

non-jesushead: Yo let's go hit up the Raptors game
jesushead: You mean the Toronto Jesus Horses?
non-jesushead: I hate you

by alvinsanity May 27, 2006