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Trump Summer Camp

Group cage accommodations for groups of tender age children 4, and under, that were taken from their parents seeking asylum. "Tax-Free" 600 dollars a night per child with extra cost for those with special needs.
Trump Summer Camp is nothing like kennels or zoo cages you would bring your pet to for boarding, as the children are all the children of different ethnicities and ages are bundled together in one big cage. Their enthusiasm was contagious, as was always a deafening scream for joy.
by mlhiss June 21, 2018
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indian head camp

honestly the best fucking place on the planet. A place where you can escape reality to be yourself with your best friends in the universe. Honestly, if you go to Indian head camp you’re in luck because there are not many places on earth that have rock my soul competitions every Friday, the world famous Nancy tucker performances, baked snake each day for lunch, watching cotton candy colored sunset skies, weekly trips to Capra cinemas, and most importantly, waiting each summer to see the Welcome Home sign. My head always lives there and the memories last forever. Camp that we love
Concerned parent: where should I be sending my child to summer camp?
Every IHC camper: INDIAN HEAD CAMP!! It is the most special meaningful place on earth. It’s where I can really be my truest self and a place I have found my best friends and family.
by campforever18431 February 11, 2018
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Cedar Lake Camp

your home away from home whether its hooking up, bunk hopping, or just playing cards in the bunk. we all live 10 for 2 without a doubt and we all come back to be with our second families. in clc everyone knows everyone and everyone is like family, you just forget about the outside world and guess what u don't need your phone to survive! anyway everyone knows that even though camp is over for some of us, and we may never see each other again, we are forever sisters. no one ever forgets their camp experience and especially not at clc. also u should prob know that the most famous person at camp is DAVE, and that the Golan `16 division wars song was fucking sad. ooh and also we all know that GOLAN 58 should have made the fucking lip sync but whatever. and take care and remember that clc is the place to be forever and always!! omg there are soooooo many more things to say but ill leave that to my bunkmates to tell the rest.

P.S. GOTCHA!!
omggg cedar lake camp is like totally like my home away from home
omggg ikr like its like japp central like duh
by ONE DAVE September 18, 2016
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Camp Tel Noar

THE BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD. Camp Tel Noar is the best camp where you make friendships that last forever.
I love CTN!
Go Negev!
Go Galil!
YAY TRIP DAY!
BTL

I LOVE CAMP TEL NOAR!!
by anonymous_26 October 20, 2009
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Camp Tel Noar

The geatest summer camp in the world where you make friends for life. Located in Hampstead, NH, CTN is where memories are made.
I <3 Camp Tel Noar!!!!!
by CTN4eva! January 4, 2012
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Camp Tom Hale

I went to camp tom hale and earned lots of merit badges
by sevolnayr May 29, 2011
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Reeducation Camps

Iam "Hey, remember how people were talking about puting Trump supporters into Reeducation Camps?"

Hym "Hmmm... Oh yeah! That was hilarious! I'm a little disappointed..."

Iam "What do you mean?"

Hym "God 🙄 Keep up idiot! You never know what ANYONE means!"

Iam "SORRY! Jeez things are confusing sometimes.."

Hym *sigh* "What I mean is I wanted to see what it was like. You know?"

Iam "Why would you want us to go there!?"

Hym "I don't know 🤷 I think it'd be funny to see how they planned on 'reeducating' us. Hahaha!"

Iam "Probably a bunch of chanting nonsense in unison..."

Hym "Ho! Yeah! You're actually probably right about that!"

Iam "Hmm.. What would they actually even teach? Probably CRT..."

Hym "Blah blah blah, white people bad, blah blah... Oh! Wait! I guess they were right!!"

Iam "..... If I ask you're going to call me an idiot!"

Hym "They were telling the truth about CRT 'not being real'!"

Iam "HA! That's hilarious!"

Hym "What a good job, me! Hahahahaha!!!"

Iam "Seriously though, that's probably just as messed up as anything we'd ever say."

Hym "Right? And we're absolutely insane! I can't imagine a sane person thinking that sounds like a good idea!"
by Hym Iam April 29, 2022
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