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A 2000$ machinegun that can't hit anything with its first 15 round and will become a super laser beam from round 16
"Let's buy 5 Negev and rush A!" - A normal match in CSGO
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The Negev is a God like firearm that only the most precise and legendary CS:GO players can wield. It is most likely the best 5,700$ you will spend in your entire pointless existence. Without the Negev... humanity would be nothing. The Negev is the reason why I stopped cutting my self. There is nothing more orgasmic than watching a Negev ace occur infant of your own eyes. Negev is love... Negev is life. If you hate the Negev, you hate not only your self, however you also hate the pinnacle of humanities creations.
The Negev is God. I wish I could imagine of wielding a Negev.
negev by Negev123 October 14, 2016
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Negev is the king of every one, he is the leader and everyone wants to be his slave. He is the strongest and smartest person that ever lived and when you see him you cum in a matter of seconds.
"Negev is my king" - everyone
Negev by Hamburg king November 21, 2021

Negev Chan 

That one hot jewish waifu that requires your foreskin to be removed before committing a life long relationship with.
Commander: Negev, after a long journey... I will proudly promote you to my wife!
Negev Chan: Only if you have your foreskin removed.
Commander: *Cries in foreskin*
Negev Chan by Fighting_Remnant April 21, 2020

mein neger 

"My Nigga" in German.
mein neger by Danterahi October 5, 2016

natasha negovanlis 

An actress with great eyebrows and who wears snap backs like a boss
Natasha Negovanlis' jawline could quite easily cut you and your family into small pieces

din mor er neger 

Larses mor er neger
lars: hvaså monobryn

Noah: Din mor er neger
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