United Nations

An organisation whose sole purpose is to peacekeep but do fuck all while genocides occur.

Person 1: The United Nations do fuck all
Person 2: No shit

by 2020 is shit December 3, 2020

United States

A country where an orange fucktard rules. Filled with fat bastards and racist assholes.

There are two types of people in the United States : Type 1 and Type 2.
(diabetes joke)

by CrackaNut👌 June 18, 2017

flying united

When you get kicked or dragged off a commercial airliner.

I went on a business trip and I was told to give up my seat or I would be flying united.

by That Lego on the floor April 18, 2017

2 Unit

In fire department terminology, the department firefighters

are divided into 3 shifts, to provide a full compliment on-duty 24 hours per shift, 7 days a week, 365. 1 unit, 2 unit, and 3 unit rotating continually. 2 unit is always considered to be the crew that fucks-up regularly and has the most fucked-up personnell.

That sonofabitch is so screwed-up, he belongs on 2 unit!

Look what 2 unit did now, fucking buttweasels ate all of the chocolate cake!

I'd rather have a sister in a whorehouse than a brother on 2 unit!

by S Pedasso August 28, 2019

Hump-Unit

A word used to refer to a person (guy or girl) you have a purely sexual relationship with. Moreover, there has never been and will ever be the desire for more than that.

wigs says, "When she gets a little bit older she will be a lovely hump-unit."

by scooch17 December 3, 2009

M-Unit

Mexican Gang. Led by the Dominguez family. Currently Dead after a loss to the Ms-13, Ms-18, and the 18th street gangs.

M-Unit Killed my Parents

by Tookie Williams January 24, 2008

hurt unit

Hurt units when something is giving out slowly but surely

That girl was a hurt unit.

by amandee jo January 15, 2016