The perfect boyfriend, an Oliver is funny, sweet, kind, and attractive. Has a sweet nature and gives off a feeling of security. I should know, i have an Oliver.
Me: i got a boyfriend!!!!!!
My friends: who??
Me: oliver.
My friends: lucky!!!
Oliver: whassup ladies?!?!
Me and my friends: er...
My friends: who??
Me: oliver.
My friends: lucky!!!
Oliver: whassup ladies?!?!
Me and my friends: er...
by lone wolf 1010 December 21, 2019
Get the Olivermug. by aidanlikesfrogsandu November 26, 2021
Get the Olivemug. by anonymous September 28, 2020
Get the olivermug. Some b-tch probably obsessed with food.
Can't choose an aesthetic.
Indentity crisis every 30 minutes.
Messy-as- room.
Never stops reading.
Cannot save money for the life of them.
Will fight you if you insult cheese, and their best friends.
Can't choose an aesthetic.
Indentity crisis every 30 minutes.
Messy-as- room.
Never stops reading.
Cannot save money for the life of them.
Will fight you if you insult cheese, and their best friends.
Mom: Oliver, stop reading and go clean up your room. You still owe me that $7
Oliver: About that.. *setting a book down slowly* I kind of went to get boba..?
Oliver: About that.. *setting a book down slowly* I kind of went to get boba..?
by urmom'sanetheritehoe August 12, 2021
Get the Olivermug. A trans boy who happens to need I name and choose this one cute kind brilliant hansome funny stupid who is bullied constantly likes stuffies and pastel things and would make an amazing bf and I great noble trust worthy amazing friend
by Cute wittle wolf prince olly December 15, 2019
Get the Olivermug. schools are shit the playgrounds always have gum and bird shit all over itThe old principal at mountain view was a pedo the shitty secretary is still there and isn't leaving sadly The teaching conditions are terrible Oh the lunch aids are communists & nazis.Lets move onto the middle school which is a top class torture asylum. The principals and secretary are shit the teaching is even more shitty. The popular kids all think theyre hot when in reality half their body weight is fucking makeup, & their friends all the other spoiled fuks. The popular kids are a bunch of racists the sixth graders spend way 2 much time fucking each other bc they haven't had health class & they dont know abt condoms bc they find pornhub at 9. They're starting sex-ed classes in 5th grade to lower the pregnancy rates in the middle school
theres cringy girls who film themselves twerking in the bathrooms in the sluttiest clothes the school lets them wear. the school has an undercover tiktok account to get the kids who film in the school They crack down way too hard on kids who use their phones in class & take them for fucking months. Meanwhile there's kids getting bullied by the popular kids & when they complain about it the school doesn't get off their lazy asses & do shit. Now lets move on to the highschool All of the white cheerleaders are so cringe they talk about bullshit that no one gives a fuck abt they yap like "have you heard about tylers dick its so huge i wanna suck him" Only in Mount Olive 💀
theres cringy girls who film themselves twerking in the bathrooms in the sluttiest clothes the school lets them wear. the school has an undercover tiktok account to get the kids who film in the school They crack down way too hard on kids who use their phones in class & take them for fucking months. Meanwhile there's kids getting bullied by the popular kids & when they complain about it the school doesn't get off their lazy asses & do shit. Now lets move on to the highschool All of the white cheerleaders are so cringe they talk about bullshit that no one gives a fuck abt they yap like "have you heard about tylers dick its so huge i wanna suck him" Only in Mount Olive 💀
by putin is gay June 1, 2024
Get the Mount Olivemug. by hottie.with.a.fat.bunda February 22, 2022
Get the fuckboy olivmug.