mud flap

Another word for tortilla. Mostly of the flour variety.

Pass me one of those "mud flaps" karen.

by B*rad August 13, 2007

Mud on the bag

When you are fucking someones butthole and shit spews out onto your nutsack.

I was with this girl last night, and she totally got mud on the bag.

by Extendedmeme May 2, 2019

Disco mud

The thick black, mud-like substance found late in the evening in most bars and discos that is the result of mixing cigarette ash, sweat, spilled drinks and various other dubious substances together and mixing it well with the feet of drunk students. Is one of the few substances known to man that can never be removed from clothing.

I got disco mud all over my jeans last night. Now I have to throw them out, otherwise people will know I was on my knees in the toilets.

by xerxys May 8, 2010

mud monster

when you have so much fun you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

I used to cover myself in mud and pretend I was the mud monster until I realized the mud wasn't mud.

by your brothers sister September 17, 2021

Mud Lite

Diarrhea that isn't exactly muddy, but getting there.

Dude I dropped some Mud Lite earlier but I ran out of toilet paper, so I wiped my ass with your diploma.

by Schmoooie February 3, 2008

mud butt

a serious case of the shits! also referred to as "wet tail"

guy: Hey, you coming out tonight?
other guy: Nah man. I had some taco smell last night and now I've got Mud butt!

by Bluvelvet72 July 27, 2018

Shoot Mud

The morning after diarrhea you get after a hard night of drinking.

I'm afraid to fart, I might shoot mud in my undies.

by compass303 October 12, 2009