A childhood game where you knock on someones door and then run away and hide and watch them come open it and see no one is there and laugh at how confused or annoyed they are!
Knock-a-door-run
by Del4sh June 19, 2013

by Zach Donavan, Chris Patterson, NIck Searcy August 10, 2006

by alien_no155 April 20, 2007

Screen Door in Queens, also known as S.D.I.Q., is an errand that no one would possibly enjoy accompanying you on, but sometimes will anyway, out of sheer boredom.
useage:
useage:
ex.1:
"Wanna go with me to get my alternator fixed?" "Sounds like a screen door in Queens, I'm out."
ex.2:
George: I told ya. Hey, any of you guys want to come out and help me fix my father's screen door in Queens?
Jerry: Sorry, I'm fixing a screen door in the Bronx.
Kramer: I'll do it.
George: Really? You wanna come?
Kramer: Yeah, I love going to the country.
Elaine: Where are they goin'?
Jerry: Fix a screen door in Queens.
"Wanna go with me to get my alternator fixed?" "Sounds like a screen door in Queens, I'm out."
ex.2:
George: I told ya. Hey, any of you guys want to come out and help me fix my father's screen door in Queens?
Jerry: Sorry, I'm fixing a screen door in the Bronx.
Kramer: I'll do it.
George: Really? You wanna come?
Kramer: Yeah, I love going to the country.
Elaine: Where are they goin'?
Jerry: Fix a screen door in Queens.
by nicemarmot August 4, 2010

by bloodvomit September 8, 2003

Yesss, those assholes who stay up way too late fucking each other, scraping unknown objects against their walls. The assholes who crank up failinem aka eminem and think it's so cool. You see them in the apartment parking lot with their limp bizkit cranked all the way up while head banging. Seriously, who the fuck head bangs to limp bizkit?
You've yelled quite a few times but to no avail.
You've yelled quite a few times but to no avail.
Jeff: Why are the guys next door having sex like they're animals in heat?
Caleb: How should I know what those next door assholes are doing? I hope their genitals catch on fire.
Caleb: How should I know what those next door assholes are doing? I hope their genitals catch on fire.
by tsunbot October 8, 2011

Steven says he is not into other guys, but we know he is a bi-fold door.
See how he is checking out that other dude, I knew he is a bi-fold door.
See how he is checking out that other dude, I knew he is a bi-fold door.
by Bobweiser the great. January 5, 2021
