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longshot rizzler tax

A pose you pull for when
when see a shawty from afar. so you him em with the /longshot rizzler tax/

(the ideal move youd pull in an attempt to get the 2nd take from the crush/senpai from a distance to prepare for a slow burn) and then/or roll will occur for climax or massive ripple effects.
Person 1: isnt that *your crush/senpai* on the way out?

The taxxed/ protag: I can see your battles *person 1*. Ive already hit them with /longshot rizzler tax/ She noticed me earlier. So i think it was a go.
by Sinister Canister June 11, 2025
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dallas texas goose taxes

A very silly individual. The silliest goose. Totally tubular and sooo cool.
You're the best dallas texas goose taxes I know tbh.
by alpha wolf0909 December 12, 2023
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Cousin Tax

Cousin tax is money owed to your favorite cousin when doing well in life
Bradley gave me cousin tax cause i’m his favorite
by unlined treasure June 8, 2024
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Piciu Tax

Piciu Tax
(pronunciation: /ˈpi tʃju tæks/)

Definition: A term describing the cognitive toll experienced when individuals engage with a person known as Piciu. The phenomenon involves a temporary decrease in sanity and IQ levels, indicating the deterioration of cognitive abilities during interaction with Piciu. The concept of "Piciu Tax" embodies the notion of a psychological levy imposed on individuals due to their association with Piciu, representing the perceived intellectual cost of such encounters.
Use Case: Roby experienced a noticeable decline in his ability to focus and solve problems after spending an afternoon with his friend Piciu. "Sorry I can't help you with that right now, I had to pay the Piciu Tax so I am lucky I can still read warning labels."
by Epidm February 18, 2024
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Pizza Tax

The appropriately set tax by a dad or guardian for a child or minor who is making a frozen pizza in dad's home. Typically, 1 piece of pizza is required for tax for a standard frozen pizza. The fully-cooked piece of pizza is to be relinquished to dad by the child because their pizza was prepared in dad's home, in his kitchen, using his oven, using his kitchen utensils, or any other excuse that dad comes up with at that moment.
The child stood in dismay when his father came into the kitchen to get a piece of pizza and collect his pizza tax.
by Didi of the Pants Clan December 18, 2021
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Tax-Loss Harvesting

Tax-loss harvesting is a technique used to lower your taxes while maintaining the expected risk and return profile of your portfolio. It harvests previously unrecognized investment losses to offset taxes due on your other gains and income.
Tax-Loss Harvesting can significantly increase your portfolio's after tax returns.
by Finance guy October 9, 2012
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Tristan Tax

if you have 10000000000000$ the Tristan will come to your house and eat your meat
"watch out for the Tristan tax!"
by RigBone37 November 30, 2023
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