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Table

look at him he has a table.
by BIGTABLEMAN October 5, 2021
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table

table is really the word cat in spanish, it’s true.
Let’s adopt a cat (table).”
by lulu_1521 February 2, 2023
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On Periodic Tables

Basically just a twist to the phrase “Period (girl, queen, etc.)”: A slang term used by ghetto girls or gay/zesty men to show approval for an action made by another, like a verbal applause in other words.
Jessica: Vanessa, were you talking shit?!
Vanessa: OMG no I wasn’t!!
Jessica: Lying ass hoe!! *Slaps Vanessa’s face*
Emma: Oop, and that’s on periodic tables!!
mugGet the On Periodic Tablesmug.

Fucking table slut

My "friends" let's call them Gabby, Emily, Shay, and Jori
by Yourfuckingtableslutmkm May 27, 2016
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Lexington Table Tennis Massacre

In a stunning upset at the 2025 Lexington Table Tennis Amateur Finals, underdog Devin shocked the crowd and toppled reigning champion Blake, handing the favorite his first and only loss of the season to finish with a 27–1 record. Known more for his erratic play than consistency, Devin brought relentless intensity and razor-sharp focus to dismantle Blake’s trademark defensive strategy, winning 27 games in a dramaticbbeat-down fashion. Each blistering rally and improbable return chipped away at Blake’s composure, turning what was expected to be a routine coronation into a gritty, unforgettable battle. The tournament ended not with the underdog’s defeat, but with the downfall of a near-perfect titan—and the rise of a new champion forged in chaos.
Did you hear about the Lexington Table Tennis Massacre of 2025?

I did! But I also heard Blake paid stupid money to get the footage and results scrubbed from the internet.
by dadboddev June 2, 2025
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toxic table

A group of girls that you should NOT mess with EVER
by milson jim’s dog July 2, 2020
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