Thomas Howson

Absolute Pussy Magnet, Real Geezer, Loves a cold Stella on a weekday, your classic wife beater, hit him up if you need to get rid of your wife.

He Also has a top haircut, with a few bald patches here and there

Who’s that Sexy Guy ?
Must be Thomas Howson

by BigDon5000 December 1, 2021

Thomas plane

A paedophile usually on probation for rape.

Look out for a thomas plane!

by Wilfred the henge geez September 30, 2018

Thomas Howson

1. Being clueless or lost
2. 56% grammatical score with spellcheck
3. Doing a Thomas as in self hair cut routines
4. Drinking excessively after a long day
5. The Thomas look being a Polo shirt and blazer combo
6. Receiving multiple anonymous calls
7. To own a Motorola
8. To leave a relationship after partner's loss of Grandmother

When brought into a war of wits - My name is Thomas I’m the best *you know*
…T-H-O-M-A-S

‘Thomas Howson is Thinking’

by biggychees December 5, 2021

Thomas crue

Hot and should give jackson a big kiss

Thomas crue is soooooo hot

by FireSerpent8663 February 2, 2022

Lewis Thomas

A boy who dose t wipe his ass crapped his ass at 12

Lewis Thomas why didn’t you wipe your ass

by Lewis Thomas crappy pants November 22, 2019

dirty thomas

a guy who talks to you in french and tells you you're a model because hes too scared to say it

"J'ai appelé pour dire que tu es mannequin
i really hope you dont understand french"
that guy pulled a dirty thomas

by Larry4evermotherfuckers August 10, 2022

thomas reece

a person who has bumfluff on his hes got severe autism and has a erection over one person. hes got a small penis and he thinks he has a jungle in there but its just nothing litterally nothing hes more irrelevant than the game tomb raiders and hes also gay. if you ever find a thomas reece hes someone to avoid cause he never showers and stink of dogs cause he shags it he eats dominos pizza everyday so thats why hes fat. he wanks over ben phillips whilst he licks elliot giles bum.

yoou know that thomas reece guy?
yeah
hes a wetty boi
mavujahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

by erectedboy69 August 26, 2019