Ugly Goat

When you do "the Goat" as in the movie "Waiting" and the girl sucks you off from behind. A way to improve this is to fart and/or doo doo upon her face.

Julia was doing the Ugly Goat to Justin until he improved the situation.

by Julia Gulia foolia December 9, 2008

goat loads

heaps, alot of. more than sh#t loads. cooler than boat loads. can also refer to cost

wow! thats goat loads!
- or -
That cost me goat loads.

by KingpinNZ October 13, 2008

The Goat's Toe

The bee's knees or the cat's pyjamas

Gee whizz, these pot drugs are the goat's toe!

by Rougeboosh March 31, 2015

escape goat

a goat upon which you escape from a near death experience

the moon crashed to earth at the very spot that Dave was standing thankfully there was an escape goat near by.

by bogosuperelf July 24, 2020

Goat Rodeo

The desire to organize a procession or event that involves a large group of people coming together to socialize, but it becomes extremely discombobulated and chaotic due to differing personalities and ideas.

Being with our friends and their kids on vacation was like one big goat rodeo!

by idonththinkso September 11, 2011

fainting goat

This is the art of making a girl pass out during sex. By having rough intercource and then screaming as loud as you can at the point of orgasm will cause her to faint.

After an hour of raunchy sex john performed the fainting goat causing julie to sleep through the night.

by Andrew April 18, 2005

open goat

An widely opened vagina.

Ooooh, nice camel-toe there, you must have an open goat.

by erectism January 11, 2008