Wet Banana Sunday

when you have to work in a supermarket on a sunday and pick up a bunch of wet imported bananas that have never seen the light of day and they smell fucking foul

“happy wet banana sunday”
“i’m having a breakdown because it’s wet banana sunday”

by justgotchocolateimokaynow July 9, 2023

me on sunday nights

What your friend says for no reason

Me on Sunday nights!

by Me on Sunday nights March 8, 2017

Crazy sock sunday

On crazy sock Sunday you do something illegal in you goofyest socks so everyone knows it’s a joke

Sock wearer-PUT YOUR FUCKING HANDS UP NOW!
victim-*looks at socks* oh ok
Sock wearer-*unloads appropriately 30 rounds into the person shredding them to pieces*
Victim-that was a crazy sock Sunday

by Vitcum March 23, 2023

sexy snap sunday

Typically the first Sunday of each month is defined as sexy snap Sunday. On this magical day one takes and sends sexy snaps of both implied or full nudes .

It sure would be nice to have a little pick me up, I’m so glad it’s sexy snap Sunday “

by Rules are rules July 2, 2023

Sunday

The one day you really crave Chick-fil-a

Man 1: Lets go to chick fil a
Man 2: Its Sunday
Man 1: why do i always crave it on Sunday

by thebruhdudenow2 February 16, 2023

Crispy Scott Sunday

When you're fucking a man up the ass and he tries to stop you by forcing a poop out to send up your urethra, but you at the same time ejaculate as hard as you can to counter the flow.

"Man I tried to rape me in prison but I gave him a Crispy Scott Sunday and he surely regretted trying to poop up my dickhole

by Slylock October 15, 2019

No Jess Sunday

No Jess Sunday is when you block every Jessica you know and get a rest of her.

Person 1: Dude Jess texted me
Person 2: WHAT? Bro block her
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Because it's No Jess Sunday!! \
Person 1: OMG YOUR RIGHT

by SundaysAreAwesome May 9, 2021