I want to kermit suicide 

Kermit just wants to die. So do i :")

Me: i want to kermit suicide

Kermit: me too

I want to kermit suicide by Timeforteletubbies August 21, 2018

Epic Suicide 

The greatest way someone can die.

Either...
1) Jumping off a historical landmark.

or

2) Drowning in 2 inch deep water.

Last night, Shaun was found dead with his head submerged in a bucket of 2 inch deep water. Now THAT was an epic suicide!

Epic Suicide by Pocketful of Sunshine January 18, 2009

Poker suicide

Going all in with a lousy hand just to end the poker night.

"He went in with a 7/2?"
"Yeah, it was poker suicide, he has to work in the morning."

Poker suicide by Paul Dick February 5, 2008

Swag suicide 

To destroy years' and years' worth of hard-earned swag with an unforgivably swagless act.

Dude #1: Dag, Kev used to be the MAN before that day he came to school with a jheri curl

Dude #2: Yeah, talk about swag suicide.

Swag suicide by NicKotine09 February 19, 2010

Sexual Suicide 

death by extreme sex. often occurs when taking on a.. bigger* challenge than one is prepared for; mainly affects the females.

Tay: OMG, I thought I was about to commit sexual suicide last night.
Nay: That big, huh?

Sexual Suicide by Bianca Christine September 19, 2012

social suicide 

1. The ability or act of remaking ones self by shunning what they feel they are expected to be through starting over and becoming who they always felt they were.

2. To control the life you hope to have without ending the only life you have to live.

He realized he could be the person he always felt he was by committing social suicide through changing his name and moving somewhere that nobody ever knew him as the person he was forced to be. Through this, he was reborn, and his physical life never had to end.

social suicide by Dex Ter July 29, 2009

Committed suicide 

A phrase used by morons who don't know suicide has been legal since 1961.

Tim committed suicide!
No you dumbass, suicide is legal.

Committed suicide by Gotta let go October 11, 2020