stock market

The lottery for rich people. Evil Republicans think we should put all of our retirement money into it. That way, we can work until we're 90 years old, because the stock market sucks up your money and doesn't give any back.

Putting Social Security into the stock market would be like taking your entire life savings to Las Vegas.

by Anonymous October 6, 2003

stockholders

People that run the United States and elect our Presidents.

When stockholders can't make enough money in there companies they elect a President to start a war.

by John albert Coffey September 14, 2008

sticks

In the film & video production and television business, a camera tripod.

Hey Sean, grab the sticks so we can set up this two-shot!

by Jasper Ray September 19, 2005

tummy sticks

When two or more men, facing each other and erect, use their penises to touch each other.

Giermo and Eric played tummy sticks all night until they found a straw.

by Biatch551 September 18, 2005

stockbroker

Self-styled masters of the universe. Usually young, white, and graduates of preppy schools. They have no morals.

Fuck all stockbrokers, cuz they're so eager to steal money from real hard-working Americans.

by bigtones December 11, 2004

Stock

A girl or group of girls whom the male or group of males using the word finds attractive; A date-worthy female, or one you want to fuck.

Some stock just walked by, were going to go talk to them.

I want to get some stock this weekend.

We've been pulling stock so hard this week.

by Dr. DHatcher September 9, 2010

stock

perfection in a glass. Or any other kind of instrument to measure perfection

damn, I can never ever ever be as stock as that guy. He's super stock

by ediss May 19, 2004