Split

To Punch someone in the face, intending punch them so hard they get a cut and bleed. (their skin splits)

if you don't get the fuck out my face, your gonna get fucking Split.

by raycharlesx October 13, 2012

split-over

The intentional parting of ones hair down the middle for the purpose of hiding widow's peak type male pattern baldness. This style is commonly adopted by washed out Rock and Roll bands and their fans. It is closely related to the comb over.

In preparation for his 20 year high school reunion, Bob decides to style his hair into a split-over to hide his male pattern baldness.

Hey Joe, check out the split-over on that guy.

by Carleidoscope June 7, 2014

split screening

The act of stealthily masturbating behind two distracted video game players and ejaculating on both of them. Bonus points for headshots, quickscopes, and 360 noscopes.

Gary and his boyfriend were playing Halo all day so I splitscreened them while they were in sudden death. Even got a headshot on Gary.

Beth keeps split screening Dave and I, maybe we should tie her up in the basement.

by Simian187 February 11, 2014

split those

When you "split those", it means you are getting some action. You have cracked the code and spread the legs.

"Hey man, I heard you split those last night. Was it good?"

by mastah_splintah February 20, 2014

Split The Dick

A term made by weirdos meaning "share the food"

Friend: "Split the dick"
Me: "Bitch I am not sharing my food with you"

by Soulful_Gingee March 11, 2016

Split

To leave. Synonyms=bounce, dip

"Aye go find Johnny. The neighbors called the cops so we gotta split"

by Heptone March 19, 2016

splishsplash

When you go into a pool and you can't swim but are able to stay above water while flailing frantically

Dang you see that guy go splishsplash in the water

by Payton splash October 2, 2018