split-over 

The intentional parting of ones hair down the middle for the purpose of hiding widow's peak type male pattern baldness. This style is commonly adopted by washed out Rock and Roll bands and their fans. It is closely related to the comb over.

In preparation for his 20 year high school reunion, Bob decides to style his hair into a split-over to hide his male pattern baldness.

Hey Joe, check out the split-over on that guy.

split-over by Carleidoscope June 7, 2014

Don't cry over spilt milk 

A phrase your mother tells you to remind you that your father left you and that you meant nothing to him, that he'll never EVER return with that spilt milk.

Your obese mom: Don't cry over spilt milk you whiny little bitch

Don't cry over spilt milk by --BerryTheManokit-- November 30, 2022

cry over spilt milk 

Become unreasonably upset over a minor mishap

Don't cry over spilt milk, get on with life! - His complaining is just so much crying over spilt milk.

cry over spilt milk by Necessary Evil April 20, 2011

cry over spilt milk 

When you come so hard in the bitch's eye that she cries.

When Tanya agreed to the facial, she didn't realize that she was going to cry over spilt milk.

cry over spilt milk by dirrrty chili dog July 30, 2008

cry over spilt milk 

jizz in a bitch's eye so hard that she cries

When Tanya agreed to the facial, I came so hard that she started to cry over spilt milk. And then, she cleaned it up.

cry over spilt milk by dirrrty chili dog April 27, 2006

don't slit my throat over it 

What you say when you mess something up in the smallest way possible and someone affected by it overreacts seriously

Katy: Hey, where's my phone?

Ryan: Oh, I used it to call my mom, I think.
Katy: OH MY GOD YOU DID WHAAAAATTT?!! FUCK YOU I TOLD YOU TO USE YOUR PHONE TO CALL YOUR MOM! NOT MINE! HOW THE HELL DO YOU EVEN KNOW MY PASSWORD?! WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK?!!!!
Ryan: hey, hey, hey! It was just one call! Plus you left your password lying around on a piece of paper! Don't slit my throat over it!

don't slit my throat over it by Oh my my February 26, 2015