rebound scavenger

Someone who preys on recent breakups and fixes everything for a minute. Gives the illusion of hero but really just wants control.

As soon as Jack an Diane broke up that rebound scavenger was right there to offer Diane the couch....hoping she will choose the bed

by Dbl Dee March 4, 2018

Life Saver

1. a duo show with Isabella Hin and Madeleine Roger-Lacan at Bubenberg
2. paintings and photographs, aquatic and anadyomene

Did you see Life Saver ? It's a fantastic show.

by instanibor October 11, 2018

laundry-saver

Going naked.

I'll say one thing for nudist colonies --- they surely take the "laundry-saver" notion to a whole new level... they are known for buying very little detergent or fabric-softener, especially during warmer months.

by QuacksO October 20, 2018

Affectionate.seavey

This page is legendary! I hate when people say she is irrelevant bc it’s obvious she’s not! I’ll fight someone for her🤛🏻🤛🏻 And she has the best tea out there☕️ I wish I could meet her one day!!

Me: omg I rlly wanna meet @affectionate.seavey (aka lexi)

Friends: Omg same! She’s legendary!

by Alissaavery November 7, 2018

Squirrel saver

When water troughs are placed in a field for livestock they are set under a tree to keep cool. However squirrels fall in and drown. So they place a log that breaches the water so the squirrel can escape. This is the same as releasing a large turd log in the toilet that breaches the water. Whereby a squirrel would be saved if it fell in. Most likely to happen after eating at a Chinese buffet

Sharon come check out this squirrel saver is just dropped

by Batmanlou January 26, 2019

Daniel Seavey

Better then all the boys out they're. And of course a whole meal with alot of talent and apple juice

Be like Daniel Seavey y'all

by Applejuicer March 5, 2019

Daniel Seavey

Daniel Seavey is SEXY, CUTE and HOT. Daniel James Seavey is Iliana Seavey husband. He has beautiful eyes-BLUE LIKE THE OCEAN. I LOVE DANIEL JAMES SEAVEY. HE IS ONLY MINE. ❤️💖💖❤️💖❤️💖❤️💖❤️💖❤️💖❤️🖕This for the haters😂

Daniel Seavey is my beautiful boy

by Iliana Seavey May 20, 2019