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A complete idiot who thinks poisoning themself is cool.
Cigarettes contain rat poison and carbon monoxide. CO is used for suicide it stops your red blood cells from working so you die from lack of oxygen!

Smokers shouldn't get free hospital treatment! It should go to people who didn't harm themselves!

(why was this not published before? I'm an editor too and the guides say publish opinions.)
smoker by Goldfish United! March 2, 2009
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smoke you like a cuban cigar

A process where one individual would do serious damage to another. Then, said individual states, "Man, i will smoke you like a cuban cigar!"
After one person, would be "pwned", the person who administered the "pwnage" would state that he smoked the "pwned" individual like a cuban cigar

Smokers' Hangover 

The burning or aching sensation in your chest when taking deep breaths after a long night of smoking a few packs of cigarettes. The only cure is smoking yet another painful lung-polluting cigarette first thing in the morning.
Pool Tournament. A full-day in a smokey bar. For a smoker, it becomes almost mandatory to inhale at least one pack before mid-afternoon. The next morning, you may suffer from the lung-burning affliction known as Smokers' Hangover.
Smokers' Hangover by CrysD November 6, 2008

Smoke dick 

jimmy: gurl your a slut blowing everyone in the class

jasmine: jimmy go smoke dick bitch!
Smoke dick by miracle21 December 23, 2008

smoke dick 

to smoke dick, you must first light the tip of said penis, then, once the penis is fully lit, you can then proceed to "smoke dick." always remember to cradle the balls as doing so. inhale as deeply as you please, but remember, smoking dick is a gateway drug. the penis does not have to be erect but it is suggested.
boy 1: "bro did you just smoke dick? i can smell it on your breath."
boy 2: "yeah bro, straight down to the balls."

boy 1: "woah bro, nice."
smoke dick by jadeisstraight March 11, 2017
She can't stand to start her day without lighting up a smoke.

smokerello 

to smoke up on some bud
hey man can i get my smokerello on
smokerello by cars_money_hos March 12, 2008