Smart Mark

Losers with no lives, who do nothing but surf the internet all day.

That hermit down the block must be a smart mark.

by Plushtar February 17, 2004

smarterchild

an IM bot that is stuck up but pretty retarded

14:06:06: [e-mail]: your a sexy robot
14:06:08: [e-mail]: people always ask me if there's a smarter bot than smarterchild. well, now there is! add [e-mail] 2 your contact list 2 c what i mean!



that's interesting that u should say that, but i don't think i can answer.
14:06:08: [e-mail]: that's just plain weird, i'm a robot after all.
14:06:23: [e-mail]: yeah robots turn me on
14:06:24: [e-mail]: cool. me too!

by omgwhy January 6, 2009

Smartasm

This is a combination of sarcasm and being a smart ass, which is the generally the same meaning.

I'm picking up on your smartasm with that comment.

by Brutus Lane March 5, 2011

facebook smart

an assessment of someone's intelligence based on the statuses and comments they contribute on facebook. This takes into account spelling, grammar and punctuation. Also, depth of topic and tone can be considered.

I am surprised that Sally only got a 900 on her SAT's! I always thought she was smart. Well, at least, facebook smart.

by jayson j June 15, 2010

jersey smart

is a phrase used to define when people get smart after they are drunk.

1) guy: dam i bet you look better with your clothes on the ground.
girl: did your jersey smarts help you solve this crisis.

2)Guy 1:"dude i think we won't make it home walking"

Guy 2:"dude no shit you serious? you got them jersey smarts"

by El Peeper September 18, 2010

fake smart

When you pretend to be smart even though you aren't so you study really hard.

Sheena- Did you take notes?
Fila- Of course! i'm fake smart.

by Happy sunshine rain November 21, 2016

your smart

Two words that mean one thing that can be relatable to many different things.

Person: Did you know smoking causes lung cancer? ME: wow your smart i never knew that.

by sovereignmonarch February 14, 2019