shart

To believe one is going to fart, but the outcome is having to clean ones pants of shit.

"Dude did you hear about Tom?"
"No mann what happened?"
"He totally sharted infront of his girlfriends parents"
"Mann dude, that fucker is screwed"

by Stanley McDanial June 13, 2004

Shart Cart

A cart which is entirely powered by fart and shart power.

Danny: Taylor, propel that shart cart.
Taylor: Wait, let me gather my shart power. It'll be a second.

by D & T Car Detailing January 2, 2011

Shart

To shit and fart at the same time. half shit half fart. A wet fart.

So yesterday I sharted in my pants, it was nasty.

by cretard October 24, 2008

Pulling a smarty

When one pulls the largest of small smooth brain manoeuvres

"He blueshelled his teammate and bombed himself?"

"Yeah, he's Pulling a smarty"

by TENNIS138 February 25, 2021

Pulled a Smarty

Making a move or action that fucks over both yourself and others for the purpose of “comedy”

Zeroyalviking: “so let’s try this..”
ChilledChaos: “GOD DAMMIT ZE YOU PULLED A SMARTY “

by JmkingyNWO February 26, 2021

Twat Shart

A twat shart is when a girl queefs, while on her period, and a little bit of blood comes out.

Did you hear that?

Yeah Kelsey totally just twat sharted in Garretts face!

by Tricky Dilf September 29, 2010

Shart Farm

The odor produced by a smelly roommate often resulting in a mysterious brown substance splattered on the ceiling.

Connor: "Did you catch a whiff of Theresa today?"

Bucky: "Yeah she was smelling like a total shart farm"

by Shannock September 25, 2011