slowpolock

slang term used to describe polish american in the mid atlantic area of the united states who display an inability to think fast on the job. Most of them tend to fish as a hobby and do so often times instead of working.

Slowpolock wants us to bring it in the conference room. Slowpolock doesnt even know he is not supposed to sell those shares of stock like that.

by Peter Sheib December 15, 2012

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slowie

A blowjob, performed with expert slowness.

That chick gives great slowies.

by CadillacZach May 25, 2005

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slowreader

figuratively, one who doesn't pick things up easily, especially things that are implied; literally, one who reads slowly; a band from Texas that is good now, even though they no longer exist

Person: He actually thought that you literally meant you could eat a horse??? Boy, he's definetely a slowreader.

by El_Scorcho July 26, 2005

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Slowest Common Denominator

The kid in class who slows down the rest by having to get every last thing repeated to him/her 8 times before understanding it.

Teacher 1) I hear you got Tommy and Linda in English class. I had them last year. They're some really bright kids.

Teacher 2) Yeah, but I feel horrible. It's damn near Christmas and we still haven't finished basic sentence structure because Kyle still doesn't understand subject-verb agreement and he asks me 2 dozen questions per class that I've already answered.

Teacher 1) That's always so unfortunate, when the brightest in the bunch are put in the same classes as the Slowest Common Denominator.

Teacher 2) Yeah. I wish there was room in the budget to have more advanced classes.

by daphunkeefeel1 July 17, 2012

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