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Beard Sleep

The crusty deposit left around the mouth in the morning after dribbling into your beard during sleep.
He awoke in a funky haze of booze and regret, his mouth dry and encrusted with Beard Sleep.
by Grumpy bear 69 May 8, 2020
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Sleep then YEET

Bella: I think this person might want a relationship, but I kinda only wanna just sleep with them
Msn: It's okay, you should just Sleep then Yeet!
by Emmelyne August 30, 2022
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Stone Sleep

That sleep when you're high as fuck and having the sickest dreams of your life.
Dad: "Jimmy I know you smoked last night"
Jimmy: "What? How did you know?"
Dad: "...Well I came into your room to tell you I was home, and then I couldn't wake you up. Looked like you were having some pretty good dreams. That's stone sleep for ya"
by alexfromtarget November 12, 2014
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Rotten sleep

When the quality of your sleep is just awful. You toss and turn, wake and fall back to sleep a little, wake again, restless leg syndrome, cant breathe, have anxiety, continue to toss and turn, even try hot tea and hot showers... still toss and turn until its bright outside. Typically happens after consuming sugar or waking up after being drunk and not being able to go back to sleep.
Ron: im gonna blow a fucking bullet in my brain! Cant fucking sleep.. its Rotten sleep god damnit!

Sabrina: oh i slept like a rock, maybe should stop getting drunk at 6 pm and passing out, only to wake at 1257 am.. hehehehe, wouldnt have to worry about that there rotten sleep.
by Hatingthisday July 19, 2019
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electric sleep

man 1- did you see jake last night?
man 2- no, he totally had electric sleep with mary
by briccoli October 20, 2019
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Wal/Sleep

The most brain dead person alive.
This person can think about things so good and not at the same time.
He can start doing algebra for you and start talking enchantment table.
He has a lot of things about him:
Brain dead
Insomnia
Insomnia
Insomnia
Insomnia
and also Insomnia
by InsomniacIdiot November 28, 2021
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Sleep paralysis

Something that cultivates intensifying fear.
" I had sleep paralysis last night
"Sleep paralysis?"
"The most frightening thing I have experienced in my life"
by UltimateDoge May 8, 2021
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