Shifting me off

Another word for getting wanked off. A cheeky wristy. A cheese and hand sandwich.

A ghost was shifting me off in the car park last night.

by Shiftingmeoff November 25, 2023

Shifting me off

Another phrase for being wanked off. A cheeky wristy. A hand shandy. A cheese and hand sandwich

A ghost was shifting me off in the car park last night

by Shiftingmeoff November 25, 2023

Shifted

A word usually use by people on drugs to say there on "Cloud Nine."

"yeah dude I'm so shifted right now."

by SprinkleShit9001 December 3, 2023

SHITZEN

The coolest guy in the planet, an absolute stud, all the girls want him.

Dang look at that SHITZEN over there!

by SHITZEN February 11, 2024

Shitzophrenic

Shitzophrenic is an illness that can affect your ability to think about shitting clearly, being paranoid to shit, manage your asshole, being incapable of relieving the bowels.

Whenever I am at my new boyfriend's house, I always get shitzophrenic to the point of almost sharding my pants, so I always find an excuse to leave so I can shit at the gas station down the road to save my dignity.

by Sunkistable February 26, 2024

Shitzkabob

The act of having two wenches peg a submissive male at the same time one in his mouth and one in doggystyle with two 18 inch dildos until they touch in the center.

“Hey Carter, let’s drive to Saskatoon for some agro pop and then we can turn you into a shitzkabob at the local Ramada”

by The #1 Beaner March 30, 2024

shifty filipino

A shifty filipino guard is typically someone who’s very agile and has alot of fluidity in basketball. 99 finish. (extra points if they’re relatives or if they came straight from the philippines) their most common names are rams, allen, joshua, jake, RJ and more

“yo guard him!”
“nah bro, thats a shifty filipino”

by tonybone April 3, 2024