When you give ‘em a good ole waffle stomp in the shower and don’t tell anyone. Then everyone finds out a few days later when the tubs overflowing and water is making its way to the basement from the second story.
Damn it Becky! Did you give me a secret waffle!? My comic books downstairs are soaked and there’s water dripping out of the can lights in the kitchen. The drywalls a little iffy but I don’t think I’m going to replace that. That was a good secret waffle. What a great surprise
by J rock from the dirty E February 28, 2025
Get the secret wafflemug. A Secret Slag is someone who loves gossip. Once they get their hands on a little bit of information, they turn it into a big drama.
E.G. SS finds out someone is pregnant, then says they fucked 5 different men.
E.G. SS finds out someone is pregnant, then says they fucked 5 different men.
Me: I knew you were a secret slag!
SS: I never opened my mouth about (redacted)
Me: Then why does the whole building say you told them? You stupid bitch.
SS: I never opened my mouth about (redacted)
Me: Then why does the whole building say you told them? You stupid bitch.
by ArranAuth October 27, 2022
Get the Secret Slagmug. When one ejaculates into another persons ear causing a silent scenario much like an ear plug. it is a secret because it is delivered directly into the ear.
by ninjawise December 13, 2019
Get the Silent Secretmug. We all know Preshy now today we would be talking about her secrets,
Now Preshy was allegedly raped by Sammy whennn Sammy was dating Oma you might think preshy did not like it but she did!!! She officially cheated on palm wine. THERE IS A VIDEO ON THE WORLDWIDE YOUTUBE CHANNEL SBOUT ALL THIS. you guys think preshy is holy or a "good girl" but she isn't she has had sex with Sammy multiple times But she is now a changed girl tho and yes Preshy ad Benjamin had once dated before so there you have it folks so the real question is "SHOULD PRESHY AND PALM WINE BE DIVORCED???''
Now Preshy was allegedly raped by Sammy whennn Sammy was dating Oma you might think preshy did not like it but she did!!! She officially cheated on palm wine. THERE IS A VIDEO ON THE WORLDWIDE YOUTUBE CHANNEL SBOUT ALL THIS. you guys think preshy is holy or a "good girl" but she isn't she has had sex with Sammy multiple times But she is now a changed girl tho and yes Preshy ad Benjamin had once dated before so there you have it folks so the real question is "SHOULD PRESHY AND PALM WINE BE DIVORCED???''
by Ebuksam January 7, 2023
Get the Secrets of worldwide participantsmug. by Turqle_ May 15, 2021
Get the Secrets don't last at Tilted Towersmug. by dreamybullsbatukam February 17, 2023
Get the the secret passwordmug. The act of two individually happily married people (usually friends), who both have found their monogamous sexual relationship with their spouse to have grown stale. To “secretly spice” up their sex lives by coming together to get the excitement and arousal of a first time encounter again.
Usually friends as the secret spice is built on trust that neither of each participant will risk the others happy marriage. Both participants must know that is purely for a exciting sexual encounter , but not relationship forming as both participants are simply bored with their current sex inside there otherwise happy marriage,
Usually friends as the secret spice is built on trust that neither of each participant will risk the others happy marriage. Both participants must know that is purely for a exciting sexual encounter , but not relationship forming as both participants are simply bored with their current sex inside there otherwise happy marriage,
by Curator of life December 4, 2021
Get the Secret Spicemug.