About 5 seconds

The longest sexual encounter ever recorded in human history. While you may think your 3 seconds is long, you have nothing on the famous 5 second intercourse

Person 1: Hey we had some long sex last night! It was like 4 seconds!

Person 2: Wow that's long but not as long as about 5 seconds!

Person 1: Yeah, I wish someone could get glizzy up my pussy for that long

by cockingaround:) April 22, 2023

Our Lady of Mount Carmel Secondary School

Our Lady of Mount Carmel Secondary School, also known as ‘OLMC’, is a secondary school located in the district of Meadowvale in Mississauga, Ontario. Like many high schools, there is a super wide variety of personalities of students and it seems there’s an overwhelming amount of kids who overuse Toronto slang. Our hockey teams are pretty damn solid, as we’ve had some current and former NHL players come from Carmel, we produced one or two members from Billy Talent, we recently had one of our students pour her drink down a mailbox and it put her on the news, and the caf cookies are like crack... well, used to be. The teachers are pretty dope, unless we’re talking about the short, middle aged tech design teacher who people think is gay (not gonna say names. If you went to the school, you should instantly know who I’m talking about). Overall, the school is a little waste with a little taste.

Student 1: Which school do you go to?
Student 2: Our Lady of Mount Carmel Secondary School
Student 1: *in the head* yo why couldn’t this mf just say Carmel?

by somewasteyutefromthe905/416 October 14, 2019

peace, freedom, justice, and security

The four things Anakin Skywalker has brought to his new empire.

Anakin: "I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire!"
Obi-Wan: "Your new empire?"
Anakin: "Don't make me kill you."
Obi-Wan: "Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!"
Anakin: "If you are not with me, then you're my enemy."
Obi-Wan: "Only a Sith deals in absolutes. I will do what I must."
Anakin: "You will try."

by Darth EEEEEEEEEEEE December 23, 2020

Secret Life Of The American Teenager

By Far The Most watched/contreversial hit tv show on ABC Family. Basically a teen gets banged in band camp and figures out shes pregnant, while a slutty chick cant decide if she likes her "bed buddie" more than a bed buddie, & a jesus loving goody goody struggles with her parents disapproval towards her boyfriend.

Jane-Hey Sally! wanna go to the mall this Tuesday?
Sally-Heck No! Im watching the Secret Life of The American Teenager!
Jane-Whats that?
Sally-a bunch of teen sluts dealing with pregnancys and one night stands

by Jazzahoe August 9, 2008

Secret Underground Rave Party

Secret Underground Rave Parties are the best parties to have. They are underground somewhere, usually have techno, glowsticks, & alcohol involved. Since these parties are awesome & secretative, you must be on the list, know someone there, or be cool. Usually there might be a couple rockstars involved doing cocaine in the back.

Guy: Hey, you want to go to a Secret Underground Rave Party with my Friday night?
Girl: Uhh, you got invited?
Guy: I'm bringing glow sticks.
Girl: Ah.

by KellyKerosene February 13, 2009

Lalor Secondary College

The biggest shithole you'll ever step into!!!!
If you go to this place you'll want to kill yourself instantly.....
STAY AWAY

Boy: what school you go to??

Girl: Lalor secondary college....u?

Boy: AGHHHH YOU GOT RABIES GET AWAY FROM ME FREAK

by Tittytittytittyfuck November 8, 2009

Riam Road Secondary School

Riam Road Secondary School is a Chinese Independent School in Miri, Sarawak. Even though it is a CIE school, hardly anyone in it takes the UEC which makes the school quite a shammmm. Teenagers who come here get high on the weekends because there is a culture of avid drinking and partying! Over the past 10 years, 5 girls have gotten pregnant from Riam School because there isn't any Sex-ed here since it is still a taboo to speak about it even though the CEO; Dato' Dr. Fong Onn Min jokes about it all the time. The CEO is also a FWB with his ACEO Mrs. Chan which is pretty cool in the 21st Century. However, The school prides itself for having one graduate who is now studying in Oxford University in the UK. If you do want to make a mark in the world and shout slogans like "If you want, you surely can" for 5 continuous years, feel free to Admit yourself to Riam School! You'll regret the decision for quite some time until you meet a hot gal here!

Sup bro, where you goin after Primary 6( 7th grade)?
"Im goin to Riam Road Secondary School"
going there to get laid and flunk your SPM(O levels/GCSE)?
"hell yea"

by TachiNobu February 12, 2019