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Hoody Season

Wen jah side ting steal her mandems hoody foe u tu due triflin shit wit it
It’s hoody season for that simp ass trick
by $hovie Groovy December 13, 2020
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smut snatchin' season or s^3

the season in which it is available for a man to take a smut (slut) away from another man.
During smut snatchin' season or s^3, Sponge managed to get with 5 girls who were already dating guys.
by Telly DOEnut March 21, 2009
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seaman

one who is addicted to chineese porn and masturbates to coldplay music. one who likes to be tity fucked, then shat on by construction workers. one who likes to engage in anal sex while wearing full hockey gear. one who loves to spread chocolate penutbutter all over their tits then force innocent little boys to lick it off.
did you just see that seaman squirt everywhere when won ling touched her?

Seamans tits are pretty rough from all that gritty shat

seaman just got put in jail for smashing a 4 mth olds head in her nasty chocolate covered pussy
by turtle boy February 14, 2007
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seamonkeys

Little particles that remain in the toilet after flushing a nasty dump.
Joey must have dropped the kids off at the pool because when I went in the bathroom I had to flush the seamonkeys before I sat down.
by Sean Re December 20, 2004
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Seasoning Your Meat

Putting seasoning (i.e. parsley, thyme, etc.) on your junk before a blow job so it tastes better for the other party
Seasoning your meat:

Hey man I seasoned my meat for jill last night

Like a steak?

Yeah, but not that kind

I bet she loved it

You kidding? She asked for seconds!
by Neon Ninja Kills You November 4, 2009
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open season

the act of lifting someones shirt and slapping them in the back with both hands. Most effective when performed with an accomplice. obviously it must be a surprise to the victim for maximum hilarity.
Dude, did you just see Danny open season Keith Edie into those lockers? He cried.
by reid sellen January 8, 2009
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