new orleans swamp ride

Very obese female sexual predators that seek out highly intoxicated men. Then lure them to a private area where they will force the man to inseminate them repeatedly.

Don’t get to drunk or you will end up taking the New Orleans swamp ride.

by Swamp ride December 16, 2021

Knuckle Dragging Swamp Twat

A person who is so spoiled that when they don't get their way turns into a hideous beast.

Whenever I tell my old lady no she turns into a real Knuckle Dragging Swamp Twat.

by Midnite Rider 83 April 10, 2023

swamp donkey

Fat, ugly, smelly, nasty bitch with yellow snaggle teeth and horrible breath. Usually works part time as a janitor in the local elementary school and drives around town in a piece o shit car.

"Do your sister's really hang out with the swamp donkey?"
"Umm... NO!"

by Guzzy February 5, 2004

Swamper

Somebody who mops the floors at an adult theater. Also known as "jizz-mopper"

as in the feature film titled, "Swamper"

by ClintB July 17, 2006

Swamp Balls

When your balls get overly sweaty on a hot day, because a person has fat thighs, or because of a lot of hair.

-Hey man, I got swamp balls. Any remedies?
-Well it ain't hot out and you skinny as hell ; trim your shit man.

by Nitti9 October 9, 2011

Swamp Donkey

Swamp Donkey is one of the lowest forms of a woman. Always being extremely fat, ugly, smells of their dog and has an addiction to steroids. She will never shave (anywhere) and tell untold amounts of lies.Probably have a boyfriend with one ball and be partially deaf.

OMG ain't Sarah a Swamp Donkey

by munterhunter August 28, 2009

Swamp Dragon

A person that has just recently committed analingus and/or licking of the groin and ass crack of a person that has swamp ass. The breath of the person is so volatile its smell will remind people of the harshness of fire from a dragons mouth.

Friend 1:"Did you smell the breath of that one girl? It is the most disgusting thing I have ever experienced."

Friend 2:"No shit, I made her lick out my ass after I worked out."

Friend 1:" Oooooooh.....so you made her a swamp dragon. That is some cruel shit and yet so very awesome."

by milkmadness December 7, 2012