While having sex, pull out and cum on the kitchen floor. Run to the closet, grab the mop bucket and dump the dirty water on the bitch's head. Hand her the mop and tell 'er to get to work!
Dude 1) Yo bro, your kitchen floor is as clean as a whistle- whatup?
Dude 2) That's right homie- I brought this slut home last night and gave her the 'Sloppy Bucket'!
Dude 2) That's right homie- I brought this slut home last night and gave her the 'Sloppy Bucket'!
by The 425 Dirty Donkeys April 25, 2011
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adj. The state of intoxication slightly beyond tipsy. This can best be achieved by consuming 4 - 7 alcoholic drinks in an hour.
Person 1: Dude, are you good to drive tonight, you've been drinking pretty hard.
Person 2: It's cool man. I'm sloppy, but I'll definitely make it home.
Person 2: It's cool man. I'm sloppy, but I'll definitely make it home.
by gabulldogs123 May 29, 2008
Get the Sloppy mug.When a girl uses mayo to finger herself and then proceeds to leave the mayo in her vagina. A few days later a man will eat said girl out and will get maggots, that have infested in said vagina to live in said mayo, in his mouth.
Sloppy nigger house! Did you hear about the girl who gave the sloppy penncrest, she's dirty as shit!
by silverandwhite June 23, 2008
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I was gonna cop it from the missus if I didn't stop on the way home at the local petrol station to grab a sob stopper for the old ball 'n chain.
by Samick Downunder September 1, 2005
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