stack

Originally "100 bills", bound in a paper ribbon.

Among black people and proles of America it's synonymous with a grand, in any combination of bills.

Tool: "I hope you brought some cash."
Poser: "I got a stack on deck, bitch!"
Tool: "A stack of?"
Poser: "A grand, fool!"
Tool: "You brought a stack of monopoly money? We got a high roller here."

Contrary to popular belief, it's legal to carry a stack of 100s around without declaring it to the Treasury.* Just be white or famous.

by reallynotreal February 6, 2015

Short Stack

effing awesome australian band..

Shaun Diviney - vocals/guitar
Andy Clemmensen - vocals/bass
Bradie Webb - drums

I went to see short stack yesterday, maaan they were awesome!!

by 467 November 3, 2008

Stacking

the act of gently taking your lover by the hand,

leading her to the bathroom,
you both strip your clothes off,
the male sits on the pot.
with his legs spread.

roughly place your lover's legs on you,
so that she is sitting on your lap.

depending on your level of intimacy,
you can be facing each other,

or turned away.

most english speaking countries prefer the turned away position.

the male starts by expulsion and voids a salvo into the glistening white porcelain bowl.

this is the female's cue to do likewise.
she drops the kids off at the pool between the male's legs,
while he is spraying some mud.

this the highest form of togetherness and spiritual communion.

(note : it is considered a technical foul to splash on your partner's legs.
so aim your anus with accuracy.)

wiping each other requires much dexterity.
(note 2 : for the ultimate in intimacy, you can each have a hand on the flusher in the spirit of loving cooperation.
some consider simultaneous pooping and flushing to be the apex or zenith of Stacking.)

"I really feel closer to Johnny after our first stacking session;
it was sublime!"

"Don't stack with Roberto, his hairy legs really itch."

"I thought Veronica would be really good at stacking, instead she splashed me ! Fucking Amateur ! "

by Turdly Bugglestein October 3, 2011

BK Stacker

When immediately after you finish wiping, you feel the need to crap again. This creates layers of turd followed by tissue, then turd, then tissue, etc.

After wiping my ass, I felt the need to shit again. The toilet began to look like a BK Stacker.

by Mearnhardtfan August 14, 2006

faux-stache

A moustache that is only half-formed. Generally exists from ages 12-17 if not shaved. Also known as a mexi-stache.

Those kids down at the anime club sure love their faux-staches.

by Veal April 8, 2006

The Ginger Hitler Stache

Fucking a girl on her period then whipping your dick on her face to make the face of Hitler.

Bob: What did you do last night?

Tom: Gave my girl the Ginger Hitler Stache since she was on her period and didn't tell me!

by BucNasty89 November 2, 2011

Short Stack

A very talented band from New South Whales who are frequently criticised by puthetic people who are filled with so much self-loathing, that instead of improving their miserable 'lives', choose to make fun of three handsome men who have better hair, better personalities and more success and money than them. These people comment on their Youtube videos and do things like questioning their sexuality (how original.) So firstly; WHAT IS WRONG WITH BEING GAY?! And secondly; if you hate them stop wasting your time Googling them. I'm sure you have better things to do; like masturbate to pictures of your mother. So to all the haters; while you're here reading this Short Stack are out making money, getting laid, and probably fucking your sister. So go play in traffic.

Person one: Did you see Short Stack last night?
Person two: Yeah! Fuck me they were amazing.

by Squeeky28 January 7, 2010