A state of abomination in which you become completely and utterly disgusted with yourself to the point that only death will bring you
peace. Sachettism can be brought on by listening to Republicans speak, watching the SciFi Channel, being in the vicinity of a church, and eating red Jell-O. Early symptoms of contracting the disease are uncontrollable sweating, excessive
internet use, wearing only
polo shirts to the
beach, filling your DVR to it's maximum capacity, and constantly bitching about nothing. Although there are no known cures for the disease many patients diagnosed live a somewhat normal life and can usually go undiagnosed for years. Some famous celebrities with the disease include Ricki Lake, John Goodman,
Rosie O’Donnell, Horatio Sanz, Artie Lange and Mama Cass.