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secret evil

a person who is having an affair with another person who is already married
when thomas's wife was away for business, he frequently visited his secret evil and slept with her.
by greatcheese August 30, 2017
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Secret Santa

The annual celebration of buying butt plugs for others without them knowing who you are. Almost exclusively practiced in working environments in small teams.
We are doing secret santa again this year. Oh great, another buttplug then.
by Quixand October 6, 2017
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Secret Puerto Rican

A tan which hides someones dark complexion. Not unlike a reverse farmers tan.
by Lance kilbert October 10, 2017
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Secret sesh

When you're mates go out on a sesh but don't invite you, commonly any organisation is done only when you are not around.
Person 1: Where is Ian tonight?
Person 2: Oh he's out on the sesh with a bunch of our mates.
Person 1: Wait there was a sesh tonight? No one told me?
Person 2: Oh.... secret sesh mate.
by shahed October 20, 2017
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Secret Salta

It's like having a secret santa - where instead of recieving delicious choclates and sweets, you are only getting fucking salt. Cheap ass fucker. yes Brian I'm talking to you!
- Hey bro, did you get some nice presents from your secret santa?

- No... i just got tons and tons of salt. He is a fucking secret salta. FML.
by Rainbowflavored Koala Poo December 1, 2017
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Secret Santa

When you play in your class and you tell everyone else but the person u got
If I got Josh for Secret santa I tell everyone else who I got except him
by LoliMadeThisNow December 12, 2017
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secret of the dragon scroll

The most important lesson of life, that the powers and capabilities you seek are, and have been within yourself all along.
Limitless power is waiting, dormant inside you.
Made popular in the DreamWorks film, "Kung Fu Panda" (2008, D's. John Stevenson & Mark Osborne)
(person 1): "I'm so frustrated. It feels like there's nothing I can get right. I just want to give and quit trying.'
(person 2): " It's important to at least try to understand that anything truly is possible when you realize and embrace the Secret of the Dragon Scroll..."
by Thereisnobox December 22, 2017
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