The Ryland

When the man sticks his penis in the bell hole of and oboe and the woman shoves the reed on the other end in her butt. Upon farting it creates a sound which, assuming the man is an oboist, can be used as the air source which the man fingers with the keys, creating beautiful music. The wind of the farts on the oboist penis causes him to cum in the oboe.

Little chunks of poo and cum splattered out of Luna's oboe during the spring concert, the result of him and Mia doing The Ryland passionately, painting his sheet music.

by J.S.B. April 16, 2025

Manual Release

A hilariously sterile, sci-fi-sounding euphemism for a handjob, often used to describe the discreet (or not-so-discreet) culmination of events in a strip club, VIP booth, massage setting, or other private sexual event specifically involving genital stimulation by means of handwork that is administered by a consenting professional.

Can be upgraded to "full manual release" to emphasize successful completion. Not to be confused with (1) car manuals; (2) hydraulic pressure valves, or; (3) actual ship operations.

Mr. Y: "He walked out of the VIP booth all red-faced and smiling. Let's just say, manual release was achieved."

Mr. X: "Bro, the girl whispered 'for another $100 I'll take care of you'--and next thing I knew, it was like Data ripping the fucking panel off the bulkhead outside of main engineering in Star Trek: First Contact. Full. Manual. Release."

by urabanodictionaro July 12, 2025

Extendo Release Cum Grenade

When you’re going hard with a condom on, bust a nut, but don’t stop the action. Somewhere mid-thrust, the condom slips off and deploys like a sticky little Trojan paratrooper—inside her. When you fish it out, it’s completely empty. The payload? Delivered. Mission complete.

I thought I was still suited up, but turns out the condom went AWOL mid-mission. When she retrieved it, that thing was emptier than my checking account. Total extendo release cum grenade deployment.

by Say when July 20, 2025

Surprise Release Poop

When your poop stimulates your prostate I’m just the right way that it cause a person to ejaculate.

Matt: Are you cheating on me?
Michael: No, I think you just had a surprise release poop.

by WiccanGay May 5, 2025

Then Release The Files

Un-redacted. Complete release of the files pertaining to the fucking pedophile sex ring please.

Hym "Then release the files. It's crime for me and none for thee over here for the US government. This is exactly why the 2nd amendment exists by the way. When the government is covering up sex crimes but also LYING about their awareness of a surveillance apparatus where they have clearly instructed both YouTube pundits and the employees of KwikTrip to try to mind-rape a dissent into not only giving up his claim to the creation of AI but to adopt new beliefs. This is why the gun need to be placed firmly to the skull of every child. The breeders feel entitled to complete control of both your mind and the future. JD Vance has even said publicly that breeders should get more votes for their kids. They need to be made to capitulate. The parents on me receiving the credit I deserve for creating AI. The politicians on the pedophile sex ring. BOTH. Because they don't actually care that I threatened your kids. The breeders are nothing more than a SELF-ENTITLED MECHANISM OF CONTROL. You had to work hard so I have to do it with you but YOUR WIFE DOESN'T HAVE TO ALSO FUCK ME? NO! You had to work hard and I DID NOT. So go! Get me my money NOW. You fuck. Release the fucking files."

by Hym Iam June 6, 2025

Dirty Rylen

When a man has a Charizard body pillow and cuts a hole in its arse before filling it with warm spaghetti and using it to pleasure himself, before finishing he screams Squirtle I choose you before repeating the same thing with a Squirtle body pillow be repeats this until he has finished in a body pillow of all the generation 1 pokemon.

I just ordered a bunch of Pokemon body pillows, you know what that means... Dirty Rylen!!

by SupaSam3 October 28, 2025

hydrosomatic release

A full-body wave of satisfaction that begins in the throat after rehydration, spreading both upward and downward as cellular and neural systems register the intake. Often subtle and not always perceivable — its intensity depends on factors like duration of mild dehydration, mineral balance, stomach fullness, and overall fluid distribution.

I didn’t even realize how dry I was until that hydrosomatic release hit — like my whole body finally exhaled.

by Lucien A. Gray October 31, 2025