Rub Monkey

A low level pro wrestler, who is largely unknown that shares air time with a star.

That promo was amazing until those 2 rub monkeys came out and I had to change the channel.

by Huge Star October 8, 2021

Rub salt in the womb

when an old guy jizzes his viscous, kidney-stone-infused jizz inside a woman's womb; impregnation is optional

"dude did you hear al pacino's having another baby at age 83?"

"bro, way to rub salt in the womb"

by spleenmasta January 13, 2024

God’s rub

When a person rubs a towel between their ass cheeks

After i got out of the shower i did a god’s rub

by TeamFortress3Official November 10, 2025

Horse Rub

Rubbing a horse

"I'm gonna give his penis a horse rub"

by PenisRubber27 January 19, 2021

rub-a-dub dump

When you jerk off while taking a dump.

Jay stopped playing GTA to take a rub-a-dub dump

by JackNero December 13, 2017

rubbing pancake

The rubbing pancake is the pancake on the top of the stack which holds the desirable butter slab. this pancake is rubbed against the rest of the stack in order to spread the butter.

“Hey where’d the rubbing pancake go”
“In my stomach”

by Aeirq185 August 8, 2023

Rubbing husk

The act of mutual masturbation, strictly between man and woman. Specifically stimulating the exterior of the vagina and not allowing the foreskin to be fully moved.

Paige and Peter discovered how to rub husks while being lazy about giving each other a handjob.

Paige: hey jerk my vagina
Peter: no let’s rub husks
Paige: what’s rubbing husks?
Peter: gently but firmly grasp my penis and move your hand up and down it, be careful not to move to far.
Paige: fuck you just jerk me off you twat

by HuskDaddy September 16, 2019