Royal Punjab

A service fit for kings: a sexual act in which one uses their "poon" to do the job.

Bring my courtesan for I am in need of a Royal Punjab!

- The King

by mctit May 23, 2023

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Royal Frosty

When a guy dips his penis into a Wendy's frosty for a full ten seconds then proceeds to stick it in their partners ass. Both must wear burger king crowns.

"Yo, what happens to you and Emily last night?

"Well, she wanted burger king and I wanted Wendy's. So we got both and I gave her a royal frosty"

by Atozz October 18, 2020

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royal queef

When a woman you deem to be a queen lays a fanny fart at your feet

Damn gurl that’s a Royal queef!

by Rancid Flange Collective August 10, 2021

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Royale

The last word in battle royale

I like call of duty battle royale

by Anonymous 1000l0 February 10, 2021

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(Alternative definition: “Log”) Coffee-slurping entitled dumb fuckers with attitude problems despite being severely autistic. Usually brag about protecting important people and using photoshop to deceive innocent bystanders. Typically works as janitors in federal entities.

That royal motherfucker Ádęm just fucked the entire project over again, didn’t he? Does he know he spelled the boss’s name wrong again? Why is he even offering more assistance when he sets the whole thing on fire every time?

by HoneyBad December 17, 2021

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