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floppy river

It’s like a 69, but with diarrhea.
I got drunk last night and hit Taco Bell with the girl from the bar. Then we went back to my place for a 69 that turned in to a floppy river.
by Floppy River Boatman July 29, 2023
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River lip

What you get from getting with nasty women 🤢
Damn bro did you see who Cole got with? Nah but I’ve heard that bitch got a case of the river lip
by Sullysbirds October 23, 2019
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river

a gay fag and will always stay w u no matter what
by borang August 8, 2022
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River Dance

The dance someone does when they unexpectedly fall into a cold river.
"Did you see that turtle in the river?"

"No."

"Hang on and i'll try to get him to move..."

(Slides, and SPLASH...Arms flaling, legs kicking in a most disturbing manner, look on face priceless)

"Ooooo! Aaaah! Coooold!...Hey, where's the turtle?"

"Um, I don't think he liked your 'River Dance'!"
by Adybug April 1, 2010
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Rivers

A really fucking hot and cool person. Every lady and man wants him and he gets bitches. He attracts all catboys and femboys despite being one himself. If you don't want Rivers, who the fuck do you even want ????
by Randynut October 26, 2025
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River Waffle

A waffle, commonly known by the river variety.
Hey man, you want to go to get some River Waffle? It could really hit the spot
by JumpmanTheJumper March 28, 2020
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The Endless River

1. A river that doesn´t have an end.

2. A random 2014 pink floyd album that nobody asked for, most of it is just The Division Bell unreleased songs, there is only 2 songs that has lyrics, but one of them is just some dude talking, the last one is actually a song, "louder than words" is the only song from the endless river that actually is new. Even though it is the biggest shit pink floyd ever made since 1987´s "A Momentary Lapse of Reason" It still managed to peak at #3 on Billbord, i think it only peaked so high becouse pink floyd name was in it.
1. I have an endless river of problems!
If you keep searching on The urban dictionary, you will never reach the end of the river.

2. Have you herd "The endless river"
Yes. It´s shit. 10/10.
by dance in the moonlight June 18, 2021
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