real programmer

some old fart(usually 40-60 years old) that started with programming back in the 50s-60s-70s, and only codes in machine code(or with bin and hexa...and MAYBE Assembly if he's feeling lazy).
they usually hate most of the "new" stuff like IDE, and newer languages...

google "Story of Mel" and "real programmer" for more info ;)

(on some public internet forum)

some new guy: d00ds, check out th1s k00l program I wrote in Visual Basic

real programmer: Visual Basic? back in the day we didn't have crap like that, in fact.. back in '71, I wrote the beta-version of pong, using Machine Code...

some new guy: Machine Code? ye whatevah, I wrote s0me h4x0r machine c0de in VB some dayz ago.. beat that

by Jonathan. May 14, 2006

are you real?

A way of asking someone if they're being serious, generally in an insulting manner. Equivalent to asking "Are you serious?" in response to a stupid question.

Simpleton: Dude, wanna go run through the cacti?
Dude: Are you real?

by Jacci O November 6, 2007

Real Madrid

As one of the world's best teams, Real Madrid has multiple good players and has won many trophies. This soccer club is based on Madrid, the capital of Spain.

Go Real Madrid!

by 25IMF June 23, 2019

The Real Cari Champion

A person who does not follow the crowd she/he creates their own rules.
Cari Champion is an Atlanta news anchor who was fired for allegedly saying 'motherfucker' on the air. Wrongly accused she appealed the decision to Corporate headquarters. After three weeks, Meredith Corporation, a billion dollar company, reverses itself. Its NEVER been done before.

Don't let anyone tell you no! Show them the Real Cari Champion when you fight for your rights. The Real Cari Champion has prevailed everyone will receieve a fair opportunity as promised.

by WInner1 March 16, 2008

The Real World

A sucky show on mtv.

Did you see the "the real world" last night? No, that show sucks.

by Dj Nude June 11, 2006

real talk on the real tip

1.) an absolute truth; all jokes aside.

1.) If Ali was telling Kirstin that all the sweaters on the tables at Finishline looked like shit, she would say:
"Kirstin, Real talk on the real tip all of the sweaters look like shit."

2.)Real talk on the real tip Finishline is the best place to get your kicks.

3.)Hey Ali, real talk on the real tip Matt just dipped to take a smoking break.

by kcslice November 29, 2009

Real Nigga Syndrome

A state at which you have became so much of a real nigga that you can not die

Guy 1: Dude did you find out?
Guy 2: What man.
Guy 1: I have Real Nigga Syndrome
Guy 2: Ahh man that sucks, no dying and shit

by The Man Who Founded RNS March 19, 2014