Texas River Mouth

A fictional sexually transmitted disease characterized by open-mouth sores, brown nasal discharge, and uncontrollable salivation. Commonly spread through toilet seats, handling praying mantises, and the consumption of kale.

You look tired. Have you been tested for Texas River Mouth?

by The River Walker October 8, 2020

Hudson river

When you go to the store to buy a 12 pack or crayons and go home to stick all of them up your ass, and shit out a Rainbow

Little billy and his friends had the best Hudson River

by RoomService November 6, 2021

river/mommy

SHES SO SWAG BUT SHE ALWAYS GROUNDS ME FROM WATCGING MCYT 😡😡

river/mommy is tall

by spencer404 July 10, 2021

Doc Rivers

Doc Rivers is an adjective for someone who always makes up excuses for their own mistakes. No matter what happens, even if it is clearly their fault. They will always blame something or someone else.

“Jake is Doc Rivers, he blamed me for getting into a car accident because I woke him up on time for work!”

by Mr. unlimited March 28, 2024

Rivers Cuomo

Looks like Buddy Holly. Also the leader, 2nd guitarist, and singer for the band "Weezer".

Rivers Cuomo just killed my best friend with a shoelace

by pussyhound420 October 29, 2023

Christopher River

Egotistical musty fuck who deadass has a giant schlong but is still a spoiled dipfuck with a hot mom.

"Man I fucking hate dropping the soap" -noah
"Be careful I heard Christopher River wants to drop a musty load in your surprisingly fatass" -cellmate

by iloveChrisSlander June 12, 2022

RIVER

River is the best boy you will ever meet, he’s kind hearted and always is there if you need it. He will make you laugh all the time. Your lucky if you have River in your life, he is funny,caring,smart,and will always compliment you.

If you don’t feel confident he’ll tell you how beautiful/handsome you are. He helps you through ruff times and is always by your side, call him at night time. He loves that. :)

Person 1: “hey is that river?”
Person 2: “yeah, i really wish he was mine :/“
Me: “well to bad he's mine, hehe”

by Faithyy101 February 21, 2021