gone rail

When someone is going crazy, acting crazy or engaging in crazy behavior or life choices
Going off the rails

"Man that chick is not handling the break up well. She smashed all his stuff and keyed his car! She's gone rail!"
"That dude is having a mid-life crisis. He's getting all tatted up and partying all night. Dude's gone rail!"

by chcobra February 11, 2019

Rusty Rail

The act which normally partakes in the process of having sexual intercourse with a woman on top where she leaves a trail of feces on her partner's stomach.

She was really good in the sack but left me a Rusty Rail.

by Wr3nch82 July 1, 2019

Hand rail

A word used to describe particularly dirty or disgusting individuals; covered in dirt , like a hand rail

That girl is a real hand rail

Look at Johnny, he’s such a hand rail

by NoPoPo September 18, 2019

Suitcase Rail

Taking life as a journey, wishing to be on the station quay and always being ready to go.

Carol is looking forward to leaving, as if she had a suitcase rail.

by ImFry December 1, 2019

Faux Rail

An alternative way to consume/use the street drug methamphetamines. Much like when a user would use a glass tube heated on one end and inhale a broken down line of power (much like cocaine) through the opposite end. A user of a faux rail connects a piece of flexible semi rigid plastic tubing to the end of a glass pipe (bubble, oil burner, ect) and heats the bottom of the bubble inhaling through the tubing with the nose and exhaling through the mouth in rapid succession. The effect of which causes the user to feel an instant head rush. Many users have said they have been able to stop their addiction to taking the drug through IVs utilizing the faux rail method.

Hey why does he have that tubing with him? Bro, just watch, Hes gonna do a faux rail with it.

by Tophbutt September 7, 2020

Third Rail

When you hit all three holes in the span of 10 minutes.

Chad: Yeoo whats good bruh, how was Emily from Alpha Phi last night

Brad: Great man, she followed me up to the third floor before I third railed her.

Chad: Nice dude but she has the clap!

Brad: Shit oh well

by Musolini September 22, 2020

Russian Railroad

A Russian railroad is where a man poors a set amount of vodka in either ones anus, or vagina, and then has sex, utilizing whatever orifice he poured the vodka in, with both parties trying to endure the pain following as long as they can.

Me and that chick from the bar did the Russian railroad last night.

by Russian chug December 30, 2020