Queef

Queef: 1. When you feel a breeze eminating from between a womans thighs, accompanied by the sound of music (like the decrecendo of a trombone playing a bar of quarter notes). 2. A vaginal fart. 3. The two point conversion made following a touchdown.

Christopher was so gay, I told him to go out in the yard when he Queefs.

by Breezy thighs September 8, 2020

queef

when lexi acidently farts and periodt blood starts to squirt out while she farts

lexi: GUYS IM ABOUT TO QUEEFE!!!! *squirts pussy blood everywhere*

by ilovejhourneifartqueef990000 January 21, 2022

Queef

A gender neutral term for queen.

Oh yeah Grey? They're such a queef.

by catsareprettycool March 16, 2022

Jizzle-queef

1: The physical act of ejaculating in a womans vagina and then immediately having the woman queefing the sperm directly back onto any location of the males person.

So I gave Johnny a jizzle-queef last night.

Bro, last night Bethany jizzle-queefed on me.

by Amxkool August 4, 2011

ginger queef

A. When a red headed woman farts through her baby maker.

Debbie's boyfriend was surprised when she suddenly let out a ginger queef on his leg.

by chefman69 May 28, 2016

Vanilla queef

After cumming in a woman in doggy style, she queefs multiple times and your cum begins to bubble and/or come out of her vagina.

1. Damn, Ted! My wife totally vanilla queefed after sex last night.

2. See that girl over there? I hear she’s a Vanilla Queefer.

by anonymous October 25, 2017

Columbian Queef

A guy fills a funnel with cocaine and inserts into a females vagina, she then queef the power into the face of the guy

Dan: I had a sick weekend man
Nathan: what you get upto?
Dan: Lewis’s mom gave me a Columbian Queef, I was wired out my tits man

by ChunkySmurf July 7, 2018