Promed

To have sex with

I promed that bitch on prom night.
Man i prommed her so hard.

by Sgt.Sausage September 19, 2011

promptification

The act if impromptu promptness.

Sister "what time will you pick me up for dinner?"
Brother "what dinner?"

Suddenly...promptification!

Without warning... brother appears with jacked taco truck, In Which he then chauffeurs her to the nearest mexican restaurant.

by ΩМΞGA August 28, 2013

Promofest

The act of promoting(advertising) something like shameless whores.

"LONG LIVE MOTHER SWEDEN"
"But Sweden's is about to get taken over by the sandniggers"
"LONG LIVE SANDY SWEDEN!"
"Sandy Sweden promofest"
"Sandy Sweden"
"SANDY SWEDEN"
"Sandy Sweden"

by DrGwoo July 21, 2014

promite

An even asshole-y version of marmite.

Sharkiesha: This promite tastes like something but i cant quite put my finger on it
Fletch: OH, it's like the marmite i licked out of your crack last night, except it's gone stale...
Sharkiesha: I marmited you up the penis hole last night.
Sharkiesha: I can't find the aboriginals, where are the marmite and the promite?
Fletch: What?

by Johena August 5, 2014

promise panty

The lingerie or panty given to your proposed future lover when you're not yet ready for sex.

She's not sexing me yet but I have her promise panty in my room.

by ArtieWolfe May 8, 2016

Promoga

Promoga means "promoting yoga". It started as a social fitness and wellness community in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada.

Join the promoga community.

by promogi August 17, 2016

Promasturbate

Procrastinating an important task in favour of masturbation.

Dude #1: Dude, did you finish the assignment?
Dude #2: No way dude, I decided to promasturbate instead.
Dude #1: dude that's fucking gross what the fu

by 33000Emails February 10, 2017