poorformance anxiety

1) the anxiety felt by men with small penises when confronting a future sexual situation.

2)The anxiety felt by anyone who fears failure in a future situation.

1) I hear Becky likes to ride really big stallions, if you know what I mean.

Yeah, and I'm supposed to smack that ass. I'm kinda getting poorformance anxiety.

2) You hear about the pop quiz in English?

Yeah, and I haven't read any of the chapters. I'm getting a little poorformance anxiety.

by The Barded One June 24, 2011

Pooriod

The shit a girl has to take right before she gets her period

I have awful cramps and just took a pooriod...I must be getting my period.

by Same320 November 29, 2011

Poormon

An individual of Mormon faith that believes he has no money...

Poormon: Hey Mitt I'm a little short this month on my rent could you spot me?!?!
Mitt: Thats not possible, there's no poor Mormons, we're all too rich, pretty, and believe every translation of Joseph Smith...

by mcleanse September 11, 2012

pooregon

A middle school in medford,Ny that can't afford anything.

Guy 1: Hey did your school pass their budget.

Guy 2: Nah, I go to pooregon.

by B.A.S Jackson September 16, 2012

Poordom

An episode of boredom, dullness or lacklustre due to lack of monitary funds.

I'm suffering from poordom! Seriously, I'm bored out of my tits and broke as shit!

by wopbm7 July 5, 2012

poorf

Contraction of a "poor fuck". Comes from police work. Some criminals are bad--"perps." Some are just sad--"poorfs."

"It doesn't feel right busting this guy for stealing bread for his family. He's not a serious criminal; he's just a poorf."

by La unionista August 20, 2013

Poordom

1. When a lack of currency or funds leaves one with nothing to do. 2. Being so poor you can't afford to leave your house.

"I would go to the movies but I've had the worst case of poordom all week!"

by grizzgot November 30, 2013